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You might be a Ball Python keeper if you have ever called a baby boa "hatchling"... Sent from my Motorola ATRIX using Tapatalk.
U might be a ball python keeper...... If u pass by a garage sale, see a book shelf, and start thinking of ways to convert it into a rack system.
If you organize your freezer from left to right into Fuzy, Pup, and Small.
U might be a ball python keeper...... If ur family wont come over for dinner anymore becouse of the rodents next to the food in the freezer.
Whenever you go to a Walmart or Target, you stop by the storage bin aisles, 'just to browse'.
If you're a man with a shaved head and still own a blow dryer...
Quote: Originally Posted by Vypyrz You've ever referred to a pregnant woman as gravid... Sent from my Motorola ATRIX using Tapatalk. HAHAHA! :rofl:
Instead of hiding porn from your wife you hide searches for snakes for sale.
Quote: Originally Posted by Slim If you organize your freezer from left to right into Fuzy, Pup, and Small. I do the same, hehe
When you talk about how big your balls are getting and your friends don't get confused anymore. Sent from my iPOSphone using tapatalk.
