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  • 07-13-2010, 03:39 AM
    Mephys
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    All my ideas were pretty much already said, I can relate to a lot of those !


    You know you own a ball python when you have more pictures of your snake morphs than your children or stepchildren (I'm guilty of that one:D)
  • 07-13-2010, 04:11 AM
    jxk
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ryssa View Post
    When u have a whole space just for mice/rats in your freezer :P

    Lol. Just a few mins ago I opened my freezer and realized it smelled like rats. I hadn't noticed before.
  • 07-13-2010, 06:14 AM
    jben
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    when you ask "i just bought a normal but does it look like a (insert morph)?"
  • 07-13-2010, 09:45 AM
    SnakeKB
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dc1 View Post
    --When you go to look in the cage and never see the snake out of its hide


    (everyone add one if you can think of one :P)

    Haha i just changed the water in my tank on sunday and forgot to put the lid back on (i know dumb mistake). I went to the gym and did some shopping, came home 3 hours later and noticed what i did and my ball was still in his hide sleeping. lol.
  • 07-13-2010, 09:57 AM
    stratus_020202
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    When your non-snake-loving relatives ask you what you want for christmas, and all you can think of are morphs, tubs, hides, and maybe a new thermostat. Then thinking of a way to explain how a lesser is a must have when they refuse to look at any more snake pictures.
  • 07-13-2010, 01:24 PM
    ClarkT
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    :rofl: :rofl:
    -When this thread makes you laugh, cause you get it! :rofl:
  • 07-13-2010, 01:40 PM
    El_Dorado
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    When you acquire a new "addition" to the family and you are overjoyed when they take their first meal.
  • 07-13-2010, 01:58 PM
    MissLeMew
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    When you can open a newspaper to the center fold every time without even trying.

    When you compare every bad smell you come across to snake poop and dead rats.

    When you quit smoking because you're worried about your snakes health more than your own.

    When your microwave breaks, so you warm up your dinner on UTH heat pads and heat tape.

    When you take your snake out for a quick outing, and all you hear is "Is that a real snake?"

    When a relative is pregnant, and you accidentally call her gravid.

    When you start calling other animals colorations by morph names.
  • 07-13-2010, 02:08 PM
    WingedWolfPsion
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bad-one View Post
    when you defrost 2 rats instead of 3.. just incase someone doesn't want to eat.

    Oh, yeah. This one. Definitely. lol
  • 07-13-2010, 03:00 PM
    davidyun
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    you know when your hide always falls because your balls too heavy
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