80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Obviously you care, or you wouldn't have posted.:P

Everyone "cares" about everything BG does. You can admit it.:D

Now...we can make this worth Big Gunns time.:D BG will bet you that he has a female Water Monitor that is this size plus or minus 6 inches and 5 pounds. How much would you like to put on it? BG doesn't do anything for less than 1k though.:D

---

i really don't care......reallly i don't......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I would love to see pics of this V. salvator, but not enough to pay for them.

I would bet, however, that "BG" is probably five foot two and one hundred and fifty pounds... :rofl:

Chris

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nordinho

BG needs to get laid :D BG only talks crap :D and uses lots of emoticons :D which is very annoying :D

I really think BG has a small :snake:

Even if BG is not talking :blahblah: he is still annoying. I hope everyone feels the same about this and leave BG alone :D

Don't respond to BG :D If nobody responds to BG's crap, he will stop soon :D

---

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Why is it that Big Gunns seems to bother foreigners the most? Probably because he's an American.:D There's a few of your countrymen that love Big Gunns Nordi....it's gonna take you some time.:D

There's nothing(other than himself) that BG loves more than his "emoticons". :D:banana::P

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by wilomn

Uh Oh Big Guffaw, seems you're backing of your claim of hugisity for the monitor.

This makes Wilomn sad, or at least disappointed. You see, for all your guff and bluster, The Big W never thought you were one of those overexaggerators, one of those fish-tale tellers, on of those liars.

The legend, in his own mind if no where else, has slipped from his perch, stumbled of his self made pedestal, succumbed to the dark side and let down both of his, er I mean ALL of his, fans.

---

Big Gunns will never be an "over exaggerator". It's not possible when it comes to Big Gunns. Everything Big Gunns says and does is BIG!!!!!:D


ps. Big Gunns first "pedestal" was "self made". However...his fans have made him a new shiny platinum one. Not that he needs it though, wherever BG stands.....he stands above everyone else anyway.:D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Lucas339

i really don't care......reallly i don't......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

---

You're one of the worst liars that Big Gunns has seen yet Lucy.:D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mumps

I would love to see pics of this V. salvator, but not enough to pay for them.

I would bet, however, that "BG" is probably five foot two and one hundred and fifty pounds... :rofl:

Chris

---

Big Gunns will take that bet also. How much yah got? BG has got to be at least 5' foot 3".:D:D....from the Gunns down that is.:strong::strong::strong::strong:

Is he still bragging about his Timor Monitors and not showing any pics?

Here is a 7.5 foot one. He is just a baby though. Belongs to my friend Jim.
https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../2/4/dargo.jpg

Its a cell phone pic. Ill try to get some high rez ones next time im over at Jims house.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Darkice

Here is a 7.5 foot one. He is just a baby though. Belongs to my friend Jim.
https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../2/4/dargo.jpg

Its a cell phone pic. Ill try to get some high rez ones next time im over at Jims house.

---

Very nice!!!

It's nice to see people walk the walk.

Ok bg. I'll post a pic of you and you post a pic of your 175lb 7.5ft lizard.

http://media01.cgchannel.com/images/...amite_art1.jpg


Your turn..:P

thats exactly what i though big guns or neil, or super man, or hulk, would look like.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

---

What is the deal with the 3rd person stuff?? Its kinda weird.. :weirdface

I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.

There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.

To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.

To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.

One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.

For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.

Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.

Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.

Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.

....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.