Ball pythons and burmese are the same!

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Bro you dont get any more blockbuster than tara reid!!!! Seriously tho with a name like RapDactylNado i think tara would be the only one to show up for the casting lol.

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The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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Originally Posted by kxr

The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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Winner winner anacobrese dinner

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The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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Thats it!!! Shes the result of a horrible accident where she was bitten by her Raptor het Dactyl, and mutated into the Asexual, self reproducing RapDactyl. She would produce 100 young for every Gatorsaurous Rex and BurmBalligator she consumed until Sean William Scott was able to reach her inner human through a series of courting rituals and fed her the poisonous teacup Ocala Cobra there by iradicating all the RapDactyls and saving the human race. Who wants to write the dialogue??

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Originally Posted by OTorresUSMC

Thats it!!! Shes the result of a horrible accident where she was bitten by her Raptor het Dactyl, and mutated into the Asexual, self reproducing RapDactyl. She would produce 100 young for every Gatorsaurous Rex and BurmBalligator she consumed until Sean William Scott was able to reach her inner human through a series of courting rituals and fed her the poisonous teacup Ocala Cobra there by iradicating all the RapDactyls and saving the human race. Who wants to write the dialogue??

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I really want to see what someone would write as the dialogue for this


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Originally Posted by Mike17

Ohhh please include Anna Faris!!!! LOL And I would love to se Seann William Scott too.

Perfect cast for a burmgator rex tee cup trash story blockbuster [emoji23]


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<3 Anna Faris, good call! Was just thinking of rewatching May earlier!

If Mike Tyson doesn't have a cameo you can count me and my creative genius out!!

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Originally Posted by cletus

That's just silly. It's burms and cornsnakes that are the same.

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Whatever, burms and king cobras are the same, they both grow to double digits. Get it right. :P

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Whatever, burms and king cobras are the same, they both grow to double digits. Get it right. :P

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All these "slang" names for the same species really confuses me....
As long as I steer clear of the ones that shoot lasers from their eyes I will feel safe. From what I've read, those buggers can shoot you from 110 yards (that's over 100 meters for our friends in the UK and the rest of the world) and around corners!!!

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Originally Posted by craigafrechette

All these "slang" names for the same species really confuses me....
As long as I steer clear of the ones that shoot lasers from their eyes I will feel safe. From what I've read, those buggers can shoot you from 110 yards (that's over 100 meters for our friends in the UK and the rest of the world) and around corners!!!

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i hope the feeder dolphins you ordered earlier dont come with lasers strapped to them

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i hope the feeder dolphins you ordered earlier dont come with lasers strapped to them

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I opted to go for the ones without lasers. They wanted $2.00 for the lasers, too rich for my blood

I finally got my ballconda switched over to F/T chicken strips. It's a good thing too because I was running out of neighborhood dogs to feed him

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Originally Posted by OTorresUSMC

I finally got my ballconda switched over to F/T chicken strips. It's a good thing too because I was running out of neighborhood dogs to feed him

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If you can switch him over to buffalo chicken strips he will glow in the dark

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If you can switch him over to buffalo chicken strips he will glow in the dark

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I thought that was only with teriyaki??

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Originally Posted by OTorresUSMC

I thought that was only with teriyaki??

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Man try feeding spicy chimichangas, that thing will make them fly!!!


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Man try feeding spicy chimichangas, that thing will make them fly!!!


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Yeah I had to stop doing that. It got out on me once and decimated the local hummingbird population. Had protesters outside my house for weeks.

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i put red bull in the water dish...

(this entire thread is killing me fyi)

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(this entire thread is killing me fyi)

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Id like to bring to the floor a motion to make this a sticky so it can live on in infamy, can I get a second?

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can I get a second?

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You'll have to ask your wife unless you can do what I used to do and sneak the odd snake in when she wasn't around :)


Just messing !


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Id like to bring to the floor a motion to make this a sticky so it can live on in infamy, can I get a second?

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I second this motion, do we have a third??

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I second this motion, do we have a third??

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Third here hahaha


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Here here
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Originally Posted by Zincubus

You'll have to ask your wife unless you can do what I used to do and sneak the odd snake in when she wasn't around :)


Just messing !


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As i was reading this and before i got to the second snake part i was wondering why i would want a second wife, isnt one expensive enough?? Maybe I could take a princess on loan though...

Is this really the only time a thread like this has been created? This is like... a world record or something?


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I wonder if the OP anticipated the genius he was about to unleash...


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