you know you own a ball python when.....

You know you own a BP when you take the morning off work to wait for your new snake to come in.

You know you own a BP when you feel like a little kid on Christmas when you see the UPS/Fedex truck pull into your neighborhood around 10 am

You know you own a BP when after months of it not eating and all hope seems lost it finally eats and it makes your day

Haha definitely!!! :)

when you need to convince your 3 year old daughter that she can not name/pet or otherwise become attached to any rat that is brought home.

when you ask your wife to play your balls and she knows it not foreplay.
side note don't refer to them as balls in front of 3 year old daughter this potentially can get DCF called on you.

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Originally Posted by Valentine Pirate

... people at the cafe evesdropping wonder how you got a bumblebee from a spider

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LOL! I just had this happen...
I posted pictures of our new hatchlings 2 of which are bumblebees in my church forum and I wrote on it - Anybody know what these are?

And one of the guys on there that owns snakes wrote in big letters. "BUMBLEBEES"!!!

And tons of people laughed at the post thinking it was a joke...

... When you see an ad for Really Useful Box (RUB) in Staples and you immediately think... PERFECT SNAKE BIN!

When you go into Lowe's with a travel tub waiting for someone their to ask to check the box before you leave the store.

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Originally Posted by dc4teg

when you think a snake is going to be a budget pet.... :D

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It IS a budget pet......it takes up all your budget!!! :rolleyes::P

sorry could someone please tell me what ASFs means thanks

Hi,

African Soft Furred rats - also known as multimamate mice (sp?) and those vicious little bouncy things. :gj:


dr del

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Originally Posted by Lolo76

OMG... LOLOLOL!!! :8::8:

One time I was at the East Bay Viv, and told the clerk "I'm going to check out your balls now..." Only a snake person would say that, and realize later that it sounded odd. :weirdface

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Wow.... never thought about that one but I will definately give it an honest go.... could you imagine the look on ppl face when they realize I'm a lady. :)

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Originally Posted by dr del

Hi,

African Soft Furred rats - also known as multimamate mice (sp?) and those vicious little bouncy things. :gj:


dr del

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You know you own a ball python when... you know what an ASF is.

When you read these post and you are going......yep, oh man, yeah that happen........

the biggest argument your boyfriend and you get into is rack vs tanks...:rofl:

(this has since been resolved, we compromised and are building a display cabinet that can house 12 snakes...lol)

When you're a girl and can casually talk about balls around the guys at work, they blush and you don't. ;)

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Originally Posted by jben

you're on bp.net while at work.

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Guilty!!!

Lol priceless

When you get your first bp and.want another before you've had the first for three weeks

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Originally Posted by Maverick67

when you need to convince your 3 year old daughter that she can not name/pet or otherwise become attached to any rat that is brought shome.

when you ask your wife to play your balls and she knows it not foreplay.
side note don't refer to them as balls in front of 3 year old daughter this potentially can get DCF called on you.

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Lol priceless

When you get your first bp and.want another before you've had the first for three weeks

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Three weeks??? Try three days ;)

It's probably been said, but I'll take a stab....

You analyze everything in your surroundings to determine what would make suitable hides.

When u have snake feedings at work.

You reply to a text like this....


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** OF COURSE I'M JOKING! **

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Originally Posted by jfreels

You reply to a text like this....


http://adventurousguy.com/other/IMG_0137.png

** OF COURSE I'M JOKING! **

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA :rofl::rofl::rofl:

that was good!!!

You know you own a ball python when...

... you tell people that you own a ball python and they say "I didn't know they had testicles!"

not read all but I prolly done moer than 3/4 of these already.

Heck yuo know you own bps ( or other snakes) when the 911 dispatch has you as a refer to call for snake removals

your told to get rid of the snakes nd get a gf (find one that like snakes) and then told don't need a gf just play with the dang snakes. (my grandmother's word for years) .

reading bp-net while on hold with dell for 3+ hours

When you want more snakes but cant keep any on campus, then you come up with the idea to ask one of your professors if you can add some to their reptile collection, and see if they would be interested in a breeding project....

(just an idea of mine, the breeding project) I really want to see if theyll let me keep my snake here though, it has to be a "lab animal" they have snakes and scorpions here im sure but I havent seen any yet.

I guess they let students take care of the collection so everyone can feed all the different reptiles they have. :D

and my roommates afraid of snakes so thats great :oops:

Don't know if it's been said but....

when you avoid turning the lights on in your room after dark to avoid disturbing your snakes nocturnal habits.

YOU KNOW YOU OWN A BALL PYTHON WHEN YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU SNAKE MAN! :):snake::snake::snake:

When you've cut your food budget in 1/2 for 3 months to afford a new morph.

...When the dispatcher calls you (me) to every snake related call, even one far away from where you are