I Have Herp Envy

Hi, my name is McKinsey and I have herp envy. I'm ashamed that I am coveting others' balls.... I have clown envy :please:
I also have boa envy...especially sunglow envy seeing as how I've already hoarded three boas in a very short time.
I'm in graduate school majoring in mental health counseling. I thought I could help myself...
I need help- and some coffee...where'd you say it was?

*Sets down another tray of chocolate chip cookies*

Hello. My name is Laura. I too have snake envy... There are 1 or 2 BP's I'd like to add to my little room, but I also reeeeeeeeeeeally want a male Albino Blood to eventually pair with Sonja, and a male Albino White Phase Tiger-Tick... just to cuddle with! :oops:

*Sips hot cup of Joe*

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Originally Posted by sweety314

*Soft murmur* Hello,Heather.

I too suffer herp envy, but I'm also suffering from ETS, and don't know what to do about it! I have several all set up, and nothing to add. Unfortunately my envy is encompassing pieds, spiders, bees, and some of Kara's secret formulas. :sigh2:

*grabs a cookie*

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Please don't even mention Empty Tub Syndrome! *shudders* I counted last night and we have....*gasp*....8 tubs....just sitting there, all toasty warm in the racks....empty....8 OF THEM! *starts to shake*

Quick someone hand me a coffee and stuff a cookie in my mouth!!!! :weirdface

Quick! Strive against it! :fight:

I've had an empty baby rack for over a year now. Hopefully in the near future it will hold young carpet pythons that I produced.

Here is my problem...

I have no space left..

and yet I still want.

What is a woman to do??

AND....

I want other species...

Which will just exacerbate my herp envy...

I need help.

We need some group therapy sessions.......I say heathers house......

free booze, free hugs, free fun!!!!!!!!!

I, too, have herp envy. And it is not a minor case at all. So many new morphs of so many species that I'd like have! :drools just thinking about it: And I am almost completely out of space at the peak of hatchling season. :O

Would it be inappropriate to have therapy sessions at the super show? Too much temptation?

Oh gosh where do I even start with this! This hobby is so addictive!!

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Originally Posted by littleindiangirl

You can envy my herps all day long

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Want to know a secret? I'm super jealous of your bloods!! :O Especially Onyx the black blood... ahhh so pretty!

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

Here is my problem...

I have no space left..

and yet I still want.

What is a woman to do??

AND....

I want other species...

Which will just exacerbate my herp envy...

I need help.

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Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.

Every day I cruise the web, looking at gorgeous snakies that I want to have to go without them cold turkey every day...*sigh*

And um...I hug my burmese a lot (but he just like huggy bunnies, the beast)...

Addiction..*fidgets*

I got no addiction I can quit when I want to see *click off bp.net*







See I could I just don't think I have a problem..