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Okay well I definitely wouldn't kill her.
'Kay, get a gerbil from the petstore. Get the tiniest, scrawniest, wimpiest one you can possibly find (these critters can be savages, I bred them for six years). The pet shop will probably not sell to you if you tell them what it's for, but that depends on where you do to.
Try it now.
If it still doesn't work, take her to the vet. If the vet is bewildered, then maybe everyone else is right.
