Five scariest words in the English language...

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BUWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"San Francisco smockpucker!"

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

"and think it is yours"

or even better

"your dog bit my kid"

that'll make you crap a gold brick

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SHMOO!!!!!!!!

can you believe NO ONE I have talked to in YEARS remembers who Shmoo is. thats a GREAT avatar, I love it!

I have 2 girls, 8 and 12. my 12 year old doesnt go to school with "boys", she goes to school with "guys"

its not "oh he's cute" anymore, its "OMG I am crushing on him so bad"

do they make a phrase book for kids when they hit 12 or 13 that the parents can use it as a translator?

I mean, I think I'm one of those cool parents, and my kids would usually agree, but I just dont get the lingo lately.

anyway, my girls are going to be grounded till they turn 30, then they can date....not untill then

Hey! I remember Shmoo!



Five scariest words? How about "Mom, I wrecked the car"? Or "...hit a deer"....."shot my brother/sister/dog(etc.) < with the BB gun or ? >........



R

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Hey! I remember Shmoo!



Five scariest words? How about "Mom, I wrecked the car"? Or "...hit a deer"....."shot my brother/sister/dog(etc.) < with the BB gun or ? >........



R

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I got shot point blank with a BB gun when I was 7. coulda killed that little witch for shooting me too. dont think just cause its a BB gun that it isnt traumatic LOL

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Hey! I remember Shmoo!



Five scariest words? How about "Mom, I wrecked the car"? Or "...hit a deer"....."shot my brother/sister/dog(etc.) < with the BB gun or ? >........



R

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lol...my youngest Cait...who is 8 now...was about 5 when her older brother...who was about 10...let her "try" the bb gun out! I had NO idea!!! Until all the kids came upstairs (from outside) SCREAMING "Kyle has been shot!!!" I didn't even think about the bb gun because they acted like he was laying on the ground bleeding to death. So I FLEW down the stairs and there he was with a TINY mark on his shoulder. and Cait was just yelling "HE TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!" lol. So I asked them what happened and she said that he was telling her "Go ahead and shoot me...I dare you!" lol. well...needless to say, he has NOT said anything like that again!!!

He was fine and the bb gun has remained in my closet EVER since. :)

and what we got out of this is...Never dare a female who is holding a weapon ;)

Five scariest words actually came out of my mouth 12/23/06-

"she's not going to stop" uttered right before my car was hit and
thrown across four lanes. Truly I hope I never hear anything scarier
then that!
:cool:

You have not lived until you've been in a rural Ohio backwater and seen kids (none over 7 years of age) toting Actual Loaded Shotguns around the woods unsupervised.. now THAT was frightening!
I knew a girl who got shot in the butt by a BB gun, does that count?

5 in a Row for me.....


"NOW... SEND IN THE CLOWNS"....

:tears:

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Originally Posted by Gurgie

I have 2 girls, 8 and 12. my 12 year old doesnt go to school with "boys", she goes to school with "guys"

its not "oh he's cute" anymore, its "OMG I am crushing on him so bad"

do they make a phrase book for kids when they hit 12 or 13 that the parents can use it as a translator?

I mean, I think I'm one of those cool parents, and my kids would usually agree, but I just dont get the lingo lately.

anyway, my girls are going to be grounded till they turn 30, then they can date....not untill then

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Wendy dear I have two teenage daughters.....here's the really, REALLY big bottle of nerve pills. My advice is to start medicating yourself now dear, it really helps to have a good high level of it in your bloodstream if you want to avoid smacking your head against a brick wall a lot in the coming years (you won't avoid the grey hair when the oldest goes on her first car date...that's something not even a miracle from above can help you with).

Thought of 5 more terrifying words I never want to hear...

MOM, JAMIE IS THE FATHER.

*faints dead away*