Happy Holidays - No Offense

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere , And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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This is so politically correct no chance on getting sued with that one lol.

Happy Holidays to everyone http://www.123mycodes.com/myspace-icons/icons/19018.gif

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Ack Akiva called me normal!!!!! And I work so darn hard at being considered warped! :tears:

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nope, nothing normal around here!

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Christie I do not have hidden newt issues. I don't! Really! :rolleye2:

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nope... no HIDDEN newt issues... they are all in plain sight! :rofl:

blessed yule, etc etc etc to all and to all a good year (at least what is left of it cause it began on november 1st) :P

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Ack Akiva called me normal!!!!! And I work so darn hard at being considered warped! :tears:

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Hey, if I think you are normal, what does that make me!!! :carrot:

isn't that obvious? :rofl:

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

nope, nothing normal around here!

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Hey, I'm normal! :yes: Really... I am.

Akiva, I'm with you. I do not become offended if anyone is wishing me well, no matter the holiday. It's the thought behind the words. :D

Jo, it's ok to talk about your newt issues. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. :rofl:

What did that one commercial say? "Happy Crizma-Kwanza-Hanaka-Yool-something" lol
Whether you celebrate any holidays or not, have a suh-weet life. :D

Would it make it un-PC if I put this onto a xmas card full of snake pics?
Lets forget the run down of what the family did all year those tend to be boring. And just send this message out. And hey just to be sure and keep it on the lines of PC Ill pose the snakes in front of different things like menora's, candy canes and such.
That is great thanks for the laugh!

Just made my day a whole lot brighter, thanks. :sunny:

Haha.. gotta share that with my mom, I know she will love it too. :)

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

nope... no HIDDEN newt issues... they are all in plain sight! :rofl:

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i was just about to post that when i saw you beat me to it:rolleye2:

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Originally Posted by Sinsation

And hey just to be sure and keep it on the lines of PC Ill pose the snakes in front of different things like menora's, candy canes and such.

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Why not just use a candycane corn and cover both bases at once :gj: