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  • 11-27-2006, 08:00 PM
    wolfy-hound
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    Guess what I found in the bin?
    I have had Tina out multiple times, I have cleaned the bin completely twice, and NOW....
    Tony returns...
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../Tony11-27.jpg

    No, I don't know how. They live in BINS in a professional rack system. The bin was pushed completey closed at all times. Yet, here he is.
    Any theories? So far I have been offered the following explanations:
    1. A wormhole opened and took him elsewhere, and then brought him back.
    2. I am actually a meth user and simply am completely unaware of it.
    3. I have multiple personalities and one of THEM took him, hid him somewhere in my house, then replaced him.
    4. My snakes are conspiring to give me an anuerism in the most creative way possible.
    At any rate, I am EXTREMELY glad that Tony is not dead, being digested. I do NOT know why Tina suddenly gained approximately 500 grams, when not eating. She is giving me dirty looks, and I am most apoligetic to not only her for telling her she would be put into the blender, but also to this board for the amount of grief I displayed, when apparently Tony was simply.. in another dimension briefly.
    It doesn't help that I was watching Xfiles about half an hour before finding him.
    Wolfy
  • 11-27-2006, 08:09 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    Glad you found him! Now go love on that girl and apologize to her for all the awful thoughts you had towards her! :D
  • 11-27-2006, 08:13 PM
    WeoStan
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    I think its #3 caused by #2 that would explain it. ( I am just kidding, hope you can take a joke.)
  • 11-27-2006, 08:16 PM
    wolfy-hound
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    With my life being as weird as it is, I have to be able to take a joke.
    LOL. Tina is getting all the best, and I'll even make sure to give her only her favorite colored ratties.
    Wolfy
  • 11-27-2006, 08:17 PM
    recycling goddess
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    well... i guess you couldn't "feel" him in her after all eh?

    :rofl:

    sorry... gotta laugh! :P
  • 11-27-2006, 08:19 PM
    jglass38
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wolfy-hound
    Guess what I found in the bin?
    I have had Tina out multiple times, I have cleaned the bin completely twice, and NOW....
    Tony returns...
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../Tony11-27.jpg

    No, I don't know how. They live in BINS in a professional rack system. The bin was pushed completey closed at all times. Yet, here he is.
    Any theories? So far I have been offered the following explanations:
    1. A wormhole opened and took him elsewhere, and then brought him back.
    2. I am actually a meth user and simply am completely unaware of it.
    3. I have multiple personalities and one of THEM took him, hid him somewhere in my house, then replaced him.
    4. My snakes are conspiring to give me an anuerism in the most creative way possible.
    At any rate, I am EXTREMELY glad that Tony is not dead, being digested. I do NOT know why Tina suddenly gained approximately 500 grams, when not eating. She is giving me dirty looks, and I am most apoligetic to not only her for telling her she would be put into the blender, but also to this board for the amount of grief I displayed, when apparently Tony was simply.. in another dimension briefly.
    It doesn't help that I was watching Xfiles about half an hour before finding him.
    Wolfy

    Generally I would start off with #2 as drug use is rampant and explains away odd behavior in most cases. You don't seem to fit the profile though (I haven't seen you offering your DVD player or kitchen knife set for a fix). #3 is very possible and can only be confirmed by a professional. #1 is the most intriguing and my choice. I loved that Martin Lawrence movie where he goes back to medieval times. Black man in a football jersey in the middle ages. Quote from the film:
    Guard #1: Who be ye?
    Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

    Absolutely hysterical and really an all around enjoyable family film. I highly recommend it!

    But I digress....


    In all seriousness (and nothing above fits that) I am glad you found him and I hope you have an awesome breeding season! Sign me up for one of those super special Cinnies that you produce!! :)
  • 11-27-2006, 08:21 PM
    Rapture
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    Well this was an odd story
  • 11-27-2006, 09:14 PM
    Entropy
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    WOOHOO! Glad you found him! That's awesome.
  • 11-27-2006, 10:53 PM
    dr del
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    aww I like a happy ending.


    I vote you buy her a nice bouquet of rats with edible mouse skin ribbons - oh and I also vote for explanation 2 :rolleye2:

    Unless it's like Douglas Adams and the dolphins all over again and you interupted the python regius cloaking device experiments :8:


    Watch for other signs of higher intelligence messin with ya - like the video recorder unexplainably recording the wrong channel or your younger relatives having to explain to you how to work your new phone.

    It is through such things that the warnings of nostrildammit can be read.


    dr del
  • 11-28-2006, 12:20 AM
    SnakeySnakeSnake
    Re: Eating their current fling?
    Sorry I didnt read the whole other thread.

    Did she weigh X amount, and then while missing weigh X + 500 and then now she weighs X again?

    if so... whaaa? heheh
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