Worst date EVER stories...

Oh how cool! The date stories are awesome :)

Most of my good date stories would be from the 70's and well lets just say I have a limited memory of that era :)

But keep'em coming guys there great!

ok so ive got another one. hahaha:fishslap:


I went out on a date last summer with this older guy. He was 28 I was 21.
it was our second date and he invited me over to his loft apartment in the downtown area for drinks. I was alright with that but Im not the kind of person who enjoys dates in bars or mixing dates with drinking.
anyways, we ended up sitting close on the couch, Im sipping my miller light (milwaukee girl here) and he leans in for a kiss. this was the first time we kissed. didnt ask me just kind of leaned in. We got to talking and I could tell he was into one night stands and sleeping casually with girls. something I wasnt into. I was totally tense. I mean stiff as a board!!!:hump: trying not to let him get his mitts all over me. then he goes and says the most outlandish thing you can think of....
He says...we should sleep together...it'll take the edge off things. :O and the man was dead serious. I am not kidding. I didnt know how to respond but...naa thats ok.
Later that night he went on that he wasnt ready for anything serious but enjoyed dating. we went out to some local bars and had some drinks while we talked (he had no chance in h-e-double hockey sticks) and the closer It got to closing and the closer to tipsy I got the more interested he became in me. then he said the second stupidest thing Im ready to date you, just you. like serious date. one on one. I was like lord give me the strength to be a good person and let him down nicely. I laughed and said well..I dont think your ready. we parted ways and I never returned his phone calls.

what a terrible terrible thing. the guy must have assumed I was some easy 21 year old looking for an older guy. ha! well about a week or two later I ended up meeting Dan and well the rest is history folks.

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

Im ready to date you, just you.

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Classic boy move!!! You should have :groinkick right then and there!!

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Originally Posted by 4Khan

ok so ive got another one. hahaha:fishslap:


I went out on a date last summer with this older guy. He was 28 I was 21.
it was our second date and he invited me over to his loft apartment in the downtown area for drinks. I was alright with that but Im not the kind of person who enjoys dates in bars or mixing dates with drinking.
anyways, we ended up sitting close on the couch, Im sipping my miller light (milwaukee girl here) and he leans in for a kiss. this was the first time we kissed. didnt ask me just kind of leaned in. We got to talking and I could tell he was into one night stands and sleeping casually with girls. something I wasnt into. I was totally tense. I mean stiff as a board!!!:hump: trying not to let him get his mitts all over me. then he goes and says the most outlandish thing you can think of....
He says...we should sleep together...it'll take the edge off things. :O and the man was dead serious. I am not kidding. I didnt know how to respond but...naa thats ok.
Later that night he went on that he wasnt ready for anything serious but enjoyed dating. we went out to some local bars and had some drinks while we talked (he had no chance in h-e-double hockey sticks) and the closer It got to closing and the closer to tipsy I got the more interested he became in me. then he said the second stupidest thing Im ready to date you, just you. like serious date. one on one. I was like lord give me the strength to be a good person and let him down nicely. I laughed and said well..I dont think your ready. we parted ways and I never returned his phone calls.

what a terrible terrible thing. the guy must have assumed I was some easy 21 year old looking for an older guy. ha! well about a week or two later I ended up meeting Dan and well the rest is history folks.

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* pulls out not pad* Note to self, DONT DO THAT.

I have one that's pretty funny. I was seeing this guy for a few weeks; he was supposedly one of those "cute gothic guys" that all the little girls with baby oil in their hair and Wite-Out nail polish went ga-ga over.. well we were hanging out at his place, listening to music, what-have-you.. and we started kissing.. and then he started BITING me! I don't mean cute little love-bites; I am talking CHOMP, CHOMP out my my neck!!! Needless to say, I was wearing turtlenecks to work for a few weeks; and he was a little, shall we say, "psycho" and we didn;t last lnoger than a few more weeks togather.

I don't think I really have and "worst date" stories, but I sure just about any woman I have gone out with has a ton.

Oh I have another one, although I was only the 'chaperone'. My sister wanted me to go see her boyfriend and his band play. Well hey, I'm a nice sister so I go. The guy's name was Forest too, if that helps set the tone anymore. The band was not that good, and they played in a hole in the wall. Still not too bad. On our way home his car breaks down. It's a beat up old VW bug. We're not but a mile or mile and a half from home (this was before cell phones unfortunately), so walking would be no prob. The dude doesn't want to leave his car, and end up with my sister and I pushing his car. Eventually my asthma kicks in, and we give up. How manly to have two girls pushing your car. :bleh:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

After watching some of those guys, I never wanted to have anything to do with computers again! LOL!! I would ask a question about a program and they would give me this look - like awww the poor girl is trying to think...isn't that cute. :petting: UGH! Then instead of answering my question, they would just fix my code. Blast it, I just wanted the question answered. :sigh2: Plus they spent 14 hours minimum playing their computer games. They never went out. That's when I changed my major to Zoology!! One of my better college decisions. ;)

I hate being condescended to. I had one guy try and 'impress' me with his vast knowledge by using the word sublimation. HA! I stopped him, and told him I was very familiar with the conversion of a solid to a gas without an intermediary stage. :rolleyes: I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid. :irkd:

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I was a computer science major in college :(

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

I was a computer science major in college :(

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Shocking :rolleyes:

Ok safest weird date I can think of off the top of my head.


I'm a sophmore in college, computer science major, chilling in my room playing computer games during open floor (girls can come into our dorm and visit us). So I'm sitting there by myself, 2 roomates are out, not sure why. Knock at the door. Oh... hey _____. (Note: _____ is considered in my circle of friends, and even in college our freshmen year, one hottest most desired girls). So she makes some bad small talk, and hits on me with some weak pickup lines, and we end up planning on going to dinner in the cafeteria. We talk there, some more weak hitting on me, compliments, etc, and plan to go out to another little coffeeshop type thing... So when we go there she basically hints around and around and around and I finally say "If you will stop for a minute I can ask you out to the formal" (that is what she was hinting at, but she wouldnt give me a word in edgewise to go ahead and ask her.

So anyway, we end up going, and had a good time, went back to her parents (lived in town of the college) swing dance, etc, and thats the last time she talks to me :)

I guess I was just eyecandy :( and she needed a date for the formal thing lol