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What Would You Do?

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  • 06-30-2006, 04:33 PM
    4theSNAKElady
    Re: What Would You Do?
    I'd make a tasty-lookin sandwhich...but instead of using mayo or mustard, use some wasabi sauce with some type of strong laxative mixed into the paste. Or you could make one of those pocket type sandwhiches and fill it with dead bugs like raches or throw a coupla mice in the blender and use that for filling instead. however, NOTHING can top what Adam said.....he almost made me pee myself laughing!!!!
  • 07-01-2006, 07:37 AM
    sweety314
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Some1 was stealing mine here too. WE can't have cameras w/o a permission/approval tag from an upper mgmt and security.

    I'd do something like Adam's suggestion, or Aunt Matilda's brownies. Doesn't have to Ex-Lax, something JUST as unpleasant...Chinese mustard, wasabi, something like that.:D



    When it happened to me, I'd end of having to go w/o during my 12.5 hrs. shift. So nail 'em however you can!!!!
  • 07-02-2006, 04:48 PM
    alexrls
    Re: What Would You Do?
    put mouse turd in it. that should be gross enough
  • 07-02-2006, 05:13 PM
    Cubby23
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Find the person and yell at them. Then make jokes about them at how what a low life and how poor they must be to have to steal lunch from co-workers.
  • 07-03-2006, 09:51 AM
    rabernet
    Re: What Would You Do?
    So, I've been thinking about this - what I think I'm going to do is buy a couple of the same meals that get stolen, let them sit out for 2 or 3 days at room temperature, then re-freeze them and let them have at it! LOL
  • 07-03-2006, 09:53 AM
    Ginevive
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Yay! Get that loser :)
    Someone around my work steals things from people's desks; people can be such lowlives.
  • 07-03-2006, 10:16 AM
    Ironhead
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rabernet
    So, I've been thinking about this - what I think I'm going to do is buy a couple of the same meals that get stolen, let them sit out for 2 or 3 days at room temperature, then re-freeze them and let them have at it! LOL

    The only thing about this is if this person was to get severly sick, or possibly croak..........

    I dont know to many laws, but purposely doing this knowing something could seriously happen to him/her, could be a crime.

    Not that the person does not deserve to be taught a lesson.....Just might be a little severe!
  • 07-03-2006, 10:38 AM
    cueball
    Re: What Would You Do?
    I was thinking about your food thingy. I think you should get a tasty food item in a foil container and hook up an electrical shock device :cool:
  • 07-03-2006, 10:58 AM
    Emilio
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Some people are real jerk's ,me I'd love to find out who's doing it then they would get what they deserve.My fav Idea would be to use the mice , reason being when the perpatrator open's the meal someone else would most probably see.Then the gossip would start then you'd find out.Another good reason for the mice would be the good laugh everybody would get from thinking this weirdo would eat mice.Remember this meal is suppose to be his/her's.
  • 07-03-2006, 11:00 AM
    rabernet
    Re: What Would You Do?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xdeus
    Hmm... already a lot of good suggestions. How about opening up the package to expose the food then placing a post it inside stating "Licked for my protection".

    This is actually the one I'm most likely going to go with! LOL
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