I'd make a tasty-lookin sandwhich...but instead of using mayo or mustard, use some wasabi sauce with some type of strong laxative mixed into the paste. Or you could make one of those pocket type sandwhiches and fill it with dead bugs like raches or throw a coupla mice in the blender and use that for filling instead. however, NOTHING can top what Adam said.....he almost made me pee myself laughing!!!!