But Mommy

I am happy i started this thread now.I am getting all kinds of good things to do when my daughter starts her teen years and ignores me :cool: .The frozen spoon to the rear end is the best one so far :partyon:

Some of my favorites:


Mom! He's breathing at me again!!!! (yes dear but if your brother doesn't breath he tends to fall over dead and then Mommy has yet more work to do)

Mom! She's looking at me funny!!!! (dear, does that mean your sister's look is funny or you are funny to look at???? please do be specific)

I didn't do it! She/he/it did it! (funny as you are the only she/he/it currently home, are you saying your siblings or the dog has developed telekinetic powers and knocked over the lamp from a great distance?)

I promise I will do my chores after I get home from the movies? (would that be THIS movie or one you plan on seeing at some future point?)

My teacher hates me! (probably with good reason but at least they are paid to put up with your antics!)

You love she/he more than me!!! (no I don't, I love you all equally....some days I dislike you all equally as well)

I LOVE YOU MOM! (I love you too....how much damage did you do to the car?)

and the current popular one....

But Mommy.... (don't interrupt dear)....But Mommy....(dear it's rude to interrupt Mommy!)...BUT MOMMY!!!!....(WHAT????)...nuthin Mommy the puppy is done eating your sandal anyways....

Hahahahaha! Jo, you're a gem!!!


And Smulkin, I am definitely going to buy me one of those!!

It's been raining for what seems like years here in Toledo Judy. I am stuck in the house with a wet puppy (who smells bad due to being dragged out in the rain to pee whether she likes it or not) and a bored 5 year old who is currently bouncing on my bed dressed in full army gear having a war with things only he can see. Mike snuck out the door to work!!!!

If I don't laugh at something...I will lose my mind! :tricho: :rolleye2: