ANY objections to splitting this thread and depositing this zany latter half in off-topic?
None from me! Is it off topic though? :)
09-14-2005, 09:32 AM
Smulkin
Re: Breeding
Quote:
Originally Posted by jglass38
None from me! Is it off topic though? :)
I'd venture to say it wandered a tad.
09-14-2005, 10:03 AM
frankykeno
Re: Dueling twinkies
What is this world coming to when innocent women are not safe to walk our streets for fear of roaming gangs of Ho Ho bearing thugs! Well I'm just appalled, ashamed, aghast and another other words that begin with the letter "a"!
To post a picture of Bingles! Where a child might view it! For shame Smulkin, for shame! My dear granny (the one with the killer pie aim) always said to me as a young girl at her knee..."persons of quality keep their bingles a private matter dear, now go get granny some of her "special" tonic!"
~~Joanna~~
(posting from the safety of a bunker constructed of kids's stuffed toys and miscellaneous other household junk - undisclosed location)
09-14-2005, 10:18 AM
jglass38
Re: Breeding
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smulkin
I'd venture to say it wandered a tad.
Kind of like wandering into the lion's cage at the zoo. A tad off course and a recipe for disaster.
09-14-2005, 10:33 AM
tigerlily
Re: Dueling twinkies
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankykeno
(posting from the safety of a bunker constructed of kids's stuffed toys and miscellaneous other household junk - undisclosed location)
Nuts to this referee stuff, I'm in! Joanna if I bring the Twinkies, HoHo's, Snowballs and other assorted snack cakes can I hunker down with you? That sounds like an aweseome bunker! Kids toys are awesome for absorbing the brunt of a frontal snack cake attack. If you send me your coordinates I'll be there in no time. :shh: Let the showdown begin! :ohmygod:
09-14-2005, 10:34 AM
Smulkin
Re: Breeding
Replete with Sno Balls even.
This is an evil thread though - I had not felt the yearning for a Suzy Q in the better part of a decade and now that chocolaty succubus of the snack cake world haunts my thoughts.
09-14-2005, 10:37 AM
jglass38
Re: Breeding
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smulkin
Replete with Sno Balls even.
This is an evil thread though - I had not felt the yearning for a Suzy Q in the better part of a decade and now that chocolaty succubus of the snack cake world haunts my thoughts.
Sno Balls ROCK!! And they are perfect projectiles. The marshmallow contributes to long air time and pinpoint accuracy. Ho-Hos slice or hook when thrown and don't even get me started on ding dongs. The cream to cake ratio precludes their use as accurate weaponry.
09-14-2005, 10:44 AM
tigerlily
Re: Breeding
Yeah I haven't had a snoball in YEARS! *drool* This can't be good for my hips. :(
I have a question about the eligibility of Oatmeal Creme Pies. Do those count as a cookie or a pie? Are they allowed? Can I have one now? :psychotic
09-14-2005, 10:45 AM
frankykeno
Re: Dueling twinkies
pssst Christie the bunker is just east of the Little Tikes workbench, slightly behind the sandbox (have minded the area with dangerous plastic army men that hurt like holy hell if you step on them but you'd know that!). I'm the one with the crazed look in her eyes, cup of coffee spiked with you-know-what and a stockpile of snack foods (I ate the chocolate stuff tho...is this grounds for court martial?????).
I'm hunkered down in the big plastic rockship climber.
Bring supplies! I'm worried my supply line may be compromised shortly (the kids are hollering about no after school snacks....EEEEEEEEEPPPPP)
~~Private Low Class Jo~~~
09-14-2005, 10:50 AM
Smulkin
Re: Dueling twinkies
I welcome the Oatmeal Cram Pies and reiterate so long as they are not the Little Debbie (99.99% CRISCO) brand they are fine and I love them.
Moon Pies however contain an alarming percentage of gluons and dark matter and using them as offensive weapons could result in formation of a spontaneous singularity and the collapse of our known galaxy.
