Well .. i have this former roomate that left me high and dry .............. just kiddin ;)
08-06-2004, 06:33 PM
Marla
Ha ha ha :lol: He'd think twice before doing it again, I guess!
08-06-2004, 08:02 PM
Alkaurkharim
Repeat after me, "I will not use my herps as tools in illegal activities, including body disposal."
I wouldn't use a reptile for body disposal myself. I'd use a pig ^_^ And heeeeeeeeres why:
"Quote from the movie "Snatch" "
*I starred out the 2 curse words for the sake of our younger board members. It's not really graphic, just very "descriptive". If you saw the movie you might recognize this rant ^_^ I suggest you go rent it btw.*
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
08-06-2004, 08:10 PM
mlededee
Whacking rats 101
i love that movie. now i have to watch it again. :D
