On the top 10 list of things NOT to do with gators ...

Well .. i have this former roomate that left me high and dry .............. just kiddin ;)

Ha ha ha :lol: He'd think twice before doing it again, I guess!

Repeat after me, "I will not use my herps as tools in illegal activities, including body disposal."


I wouldn't use a reptile for body disposal myself. I'd use a pig ^_^ And heeeeeeeeres why:

"Quote from the movie "Snatch" "

*I starred out the 2 curse words for the sake of our younger board members. It's not really graphic, just very "descriptive". If you saw the movie you might recognize this rant ^_^ I suggest you go rent it btw.*


Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

i love that movie. now i have to watch it again. :D

Update! If you would like to see the weapon, perpetrator, and police report in this case, the Smoking Gun has it at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0719041gator1.html

man, people are messed up. that poor gator is really cute though. i'm glad they didn't find any signs of abuse.

Looks like the tub really wasn't getting much other use. ;)

yeeeah, not too daisy fresh in there. the guy had worse alligator skin than the gator.

looks like someone needs to clean ;)

wooot!
snatch is my fav movie!

Do ya like dags?