You might be a Ball Python if...

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Originally Posted by BillinIndiana

When touched you curl up and hide your head under your own body thinking No one can see you

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Oddly enough, this has always worked very well for me.

;)

If you just can't stand to see a water bowl upright, it must be spilled and your tub must become a swamp until the humans change it 4 days a week

You are expected to hook up with random chicks you just met who dwarf you in size.
You probed in the rear by giant humanoid creatures after being abducted from your home.
Your children are stolen from you and then sold as 'companions' to others.

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Originally Posted by FoxReptiles

You've ever decorated the inside of your house with your own feces...
You've ever thrown up in your bed and cuddled up with it rather than moving to the other side...
You've ever refused to eat your favorite food for a year just because you're stubborn...!
You waggle your tail to let someone know you're interested...

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Does 3 out of 4 count?:D

You're given two "playmates" to eat, eat the first and sleep with the second one before eating it in the morning.

Only one person in the house wants anything to do with you, and you want nothing at all to do with any of them.

You occasionally like to eat your dinner butt first...

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Originally Posted by snakehobbyist

...you feel more comfortable living in a box than in a huge house with tons of room...

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Coming this fall to tru tv, "Homeless Ball Python of Miami, the Street-Box Saga"

If having 12 kids at a time is not a big deal, and makes a lot of people very happy. But you don't get a book deal, movie contract, tons of free baby items, or college scholarships for doing it.

No one thinks your a slut for having several different "guy friends" on a regular basis. In fact, they encourage it by bringing you new ones all the time.

That being a very big lady is not only attractive, people envy you for being so fine.

That being a girl with a healthy appetite is nothing to be ashamed of, in fact it makes a lot of people jump for joy.

Gale

If you breed to your sister and instead of a deformed child a "super" form comes out
If your eyes turn blue once a month
If you stop eating for three months and lose no weight
If you lay in the same spot for hours on end
If you decide not to chew your food but rather swallow it whole