Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer but Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
10-06-2012, 05:26 PM
kenncarleton
Re: BP vs ferret
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Originally Posted by Rusky
chuck norris has entered the arena...
Chuck winns
10-06-2012, 05:27 PM
Mike41793
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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle
hmm.. 41qt tub, a referee AND 12 round maximum.
still Rocky?
absolutely. Rocky even more so bc if there's a ref then rambo couldnt get any dirty shots in. Rocky by K.O. by round 6, if rambos lucky.
Chuck norris isnt even close to rocky's level either. He's like over in the sandbox with van damme and steven seagal...
10-06-2012, 06:13 PM
EAC Reptiles
Chuck Norris and his beard, hands down!
10-06-2012, 06:55 PM
cecilbturtle
I saw Chuck Norris on Letterman one night and they were talking about "movie martial artists". Chuck won 6 world karate championships. Letterman asked him who was the toughest next to him. Chuck said Steven Seagal was by far the toughest.
Rikki Tikki Tavi was a weasel vs cobra and not a constrictor. I would venture to bet that a good strike and wrap would result in a dead mammal. I would not take a chance but I really don't see this as a categorically implausible outcome. I don't know how much nutrition a snake would get out of a ferret but they do seem to be shaped like ideal snake food for a large enough constrictor.
Okay, so since a weasel can kill an incredibly venomous snake that could kill IT with one bite, that means it would lose against a non-venomous, non-aggressive ball python? :rolleyes:
10-06-2012, 07:14 PM
cecilbturtle
a mongoose exploits the way a cobra sees and defends itself. They move in such a way as to distract and confuse it then wear it down. Not all snakes react to predation the same as a cobra. A ball python certainly doesn't act like a cobra when threatened. But lets be realistic. A full grown anaconda or reticulated python would have no problem dispatching a weasel or ferret...providing, of course, it could actually get a hold of it.
10-06-2012, 08:12 PM
ewaldrep
I could have been more clear, but my response was to the comments of weasel + snake = dead snake. I used the word constrictor intentionally and not BP to open the discussion to a wider range of animals.
