Thank you everyone for your input! I guess I just have bad luck, I'll try to be more careful :P And thanks for the note about using baby wipes, I'll have to go pick some up.
Just one of the many things they never tell you about snake ownership! Haha. Although I enjoy holding him, It can be quite soothing and almost therapeutic for me! I never would have thought that about holding a snake (when I got Blaine I was actually terrified of snakes! And he was scared of me! So when I was socializing him we'd both sit there frozen staring at each other). Thankfully that passed.... *insert passing/poop joke here*