You might be a ball python keeper..........

Your kids friends refer to your house as the "reptile zoo"

You are trying to figure out how to re-arange the furniture to fit in one more tank or rack

you have ever ponders what the inside of a termite mound looks like.

you have 20 pillow cases, and only one pillow

You go to your local feeder supplier, and they see you coming and have your rodents ready by the time you get done browsing for anything new, with out having talked to you yet...

... if you've ever scraped stubborn urates out of a tub with your bare finger nail without it grossing you out.

You've ever referred to a pregnant woman as gravid...

Sent from my Motorola ATRIX using Tapatalk.

Poop day will always occur the day after cleaning day, no exceptions - yet you clean the cage anyway. ;)

...if you go to target and get 6 41qt sterilite tubs and have to explain to the cashier that you didnt forget lids, you simply dont need them.

...if you start trying to calculate in your head what random household objects weigh in grams.

...you dont feel like explaining what your buying a kitchen scale for, but you promise youre not gunna use it for weighing drugs or food.

...you cant find your thermometer so you just try and use your temp gun to see if you have a fever.

-the guys at work call you "snake guy" or "crocodile hunter"
-you've moved furniture in your living room just to make room for new snakes on QT
-you walk through Walmart looking at stuff that you can use for hides/fixtures