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Girl, turn around and let me get a pikachu
Yall are cracking me up!!! These are good :8:
Kiss me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Fred? sent from my EVO
I would drag my :cens0r: through 5 miles of broken glass just to listen to you pee in a tin cup, over the telephone... or, if that's a little too much, Can I make soup outta' your panties?
Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you. Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no'] Because I think you're the bomb! (Handing rose to woman....) "I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...." If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Are you related to cambells? Cause' your mmm...mmm...good... People call me kai, but you can call me tonight... I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug? Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
Quote: Originally Posted by pigfat If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. :rofl::rofl::rofl: I'm sooooo gonna' give that one a shot this weekend!
