The thought process of a ball python.

"Feel full, hide for days, take big poop. Where's my dinner?"
-Ava

Dear Human,

Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

Best Regards,
2,000 grams of teeth

Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!

"What kind of idiot puts substrate INSIDE the hide? Doesn't Spencer know that glass is what I would be living on if I was in Africa? Besides, it looks better everywhere else."

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Originally Posted by UpNorth

Lifting hide and picking him up
Response: "What the hell?!? Leave me alone!"

Putting him back into his cage
Response: "What the hell?!? I don't want to go back in there (latches to hand)."

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by apple2

Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!

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I see you have a case of "Turtle-Python" on your hands.

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Originally Posted by SlitherinSisters

Dear Human,

Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

Best Regards,
2,000 grams of teeth

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Mind of a Dumerils Boa:

/hiding in substrate, eyes peeping out

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Leg Thing comes in with dead rat

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Door opens, dead rat dangles in front of face.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

SUDDENLY!!! launch 6 feet/8 pounds of huge gaping creepy maw at dead rat, miss it by several inches, slam against open plexiglass sliding door, scare "mom" into screaming like a girl, dropping dead rat and flinging tongs to who-knows-where.

Casually pick up dead rat.

Bizarrely decide dead rat needs strangled more dead.

Go into alligator-like "death roll" for no apparent reason.

Throw now much deader dead rat in water bowl.

Drag dead rat out of water bowl, slopping as much water everywhere as possible

Stare coldly and directly at Leg Thing whilst slowly, intentionally swallowing huge dead rat.

Imply thinly veiled threat.

Yawn widely just to remind Leg Thing of huge, creepy gaping maw, in case she forgot.

Go to bed.

Resume waiting.

Yay! Mousemousemouse! What's this? Nom nom nom. Oh, it's an ear, better try again. Ooh, what's this thing? It's another ear! I'm gonna try it. Nom nom nom. No, wait... Ooh, an ear! Nom nom nom.

Repeat for about twenty minutes before she finally takes it nose first.

"Is rat a carb...? I wanna lose a few grams"

Time for a shed!

*15 sec after starting*

Nah, this is too tiring. I'm just gonna go back in my hide. Besides, HE doesn't have a better way to spend his night than getting it off me!

*20 min into removing shed, BP in a water bucket*

Looks like a nice place to take a dump...