Embarrassing Stories Lets Hear Them !!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by kellysballs

This one is bad. But very similar to the o.p.'s story.

I was at a reptile show (2008 or 2009 Orlando FIRE I think) and I was walking with my boyfriend. We were both kinda side walking while looking at a couple of tables of frogs and other interesting stuff. I was focusing on the table but I got the feeling that he has stopped walking and I was leaving him behind (one of his major pet peeves). So I side step back a couple steps never taking my eyes off the table and I see him right next to me out of the corner of my eye. So I reach over rub my hand across his shoulders down his back and stop on his rear. I gave it the normal little pat and realize that it feels really different. I turn in mid sentence-hand still on his tush,( I can't remember what I was saying to him) and realize that I am feeling up a complete stranger!!! And the poor guy was staring at me with his mouth wide open and both hands up like I was sticking him up! I kinda freaked at that point and started stuttering really loud "I'm so so so so so sorry! I thought you where someone else!" Turn and literally run away. OMG it was bad. So I finally calm down enough to find Art. He was 2 isles away talking to Michael Cole. When I told them both what happened I thought they were going to wet them selves. Mike still teases me about standing next to me at a reptile show.:rolleyes:

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I'm not alone hahahaha

I work in a art collage in the photography department, as a prof. I do not embarrass easily I look at photos of everything you can think of and am not bothered by it at all.


I am very out going, and while standing in grocery store line, I started up a conversation with the 30 something woman standing behind me in line. I have a very good memory for faces and I knew I had met her someplace before. After a moment we started 'where did I meet you' she was somewhat baffled, but I knew, I had met her so I pressed on. I finally figured she must be one of the students, but know she said she wasn't but her boyfriend just finished a night class there.

I had a flash of sitting in my office and having a con-ed student ask if he could show me a couple of prints that he was printing for his wife and he wanted them to be perfect. They were photographs of a very lovely 30 something woman on a floor in the sun nude. Really very beautiful images, over the next few hours he worked on printing them and asking for way to improve them.

I look up into the woman in front of my eyes and had that feeling of heat and knew I was turing beat red, she must have figured it out at about the same moment and also turned red. I tried to cover and say gee that is odd maybe I am mistaken... She commented on her anniversary gift her husband had given her 2 framed photographs and that one of the profs had been a great help printing them.

I have never been more embarrassed before or since.

I developed film for 3 years at a Eckerds. I have moments like the above as well. We were not allowed to print pornography, but we could print nudity since it can be considered Art. It is very embarrassing to explain to someone with a line behind them why the one picture can be printed but those others of her and her friends couldn't be.:O

Hahahaha these are great ...... Don't be shy let's go !!!