Another freakin' Snow Storm

Since so many of yall are cold, I figured I'd share the sunshine :)
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Tanning in February..
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It's days like these that I'm happy to be a Florida girl :D
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funny e-mail I received recently...it's a long read but worth it...edited for language... :)

For everyone sick of the snow....read below;)

Subject: I Love NJ!!

August 15 - Moved to our new home in Jersey. It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here!



October 14 - Jersey is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!



November 10 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.



November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.



November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.



November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season.

Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.



November 30 - What the #@$%? Where did all of those leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.



December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard.



We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by and we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I Love Jersey !



December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.



December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. *&^%ing snowplow.



December 22 - More of that white $#@% fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The a$%#@&.



December 25 - Merry *&$%ing Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-*&$%^ who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the &*^^%$. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the *$%^ing ice.



December 27 - More white $%#@ last night. Have been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through every time. *%^&ing gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.

Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite, disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r:. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?



December 28 - The %^#$ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white $#@&. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.

The plow got stuck up the road and the ^&%$#@ came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of them shoveling all the $%#@ he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his $%#@ing head.



January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage. %^$#ing beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.



May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the &*%$ing salt they put all over the roads.



May 10 - Moved to Fort Lauderdale Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of New Jersey.

^^^ That should say Chicago :rofl::rofl::rofl:

^^ lmao

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Originally Posted by jsmorphs2

Now that's the life!!

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I would love to be in steamboat right now though, I miss skiing

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Originally Posted by llovelace

I would love to be in steamboat right now though, I miss skiing

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I wish I was a winter sports person :rolleyes:. Come visit Colorado! :) Our winter here has been very mild I guess so I can't complain but Chicago has been getting dumped on this year. Glad we moved when we did.

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Originally Posted by sho220

I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of New Jersey.

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I often say the same thing.

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

I often say the same thing.

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That was just an e-mail I received...I've never lived in Jersey...just driving through is more than enough for me...:D

Send me just half of what you guys are getting. :)