What do you call a piece of cheese you took from somebody?
Nacho cheese.
05-12-2015, 08:42 AM
Bluebonnet Herp
What has four legs and an arm?
A tiger in a playground.
05-12-2015, 10:11 AM
pbyeerts
Re: Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cheery tree?
No.
Then it works!!!
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05-12-2015, 10:35 AM
ER12
Re: Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A "Walkie Talkie".
05-12-2015, 12:27 PM
Sirensong26
A snail walked into a car dealership and asked for a car. Once he got everything sorted out he asked for the paint job to be modified so that the entire thing was covered in the letter S. When the car dealer asked him why, he said
"So when I drive by people can point and say "look at that escargo!!"
