You might be a ball python keeper..........

You might be a ball python keeper if in your infinite exhaustion, you see an add for the Flavour Wave oven on late-night infomercials and think to yourself "hmmmm I wonder if that would work for thawing rodents!" and then immediately remember "OH GOD NO I remember when someone told me they thawed on in the microwave!"

Hahaha.

You might be a ball python keeper if your rat racks take up more room in the basement than all 4 of your large dogs combined.(german shepard, english bulldog, poodle, bull terrier)

If you see the Fed-Ex truck drive by and squeal at the thought of the Fed-Ex fairy, complete with wings and of course, a box marked "Live, Harmless Reptiles".

If you re-arrange your ball pythons cages/furniture more then your own. :D

if you believe in Chinese Zodiac and your parents let you keep snakes even though they're terrified, just because 2013 is year of the snakes

If your BPs will be inheriting your life savings.:banana:








1.0 Spider
1.0 Pinstripe
1.0 Lemon Pastel - blushed out - flamed out
0.1 Lemon Pastel - blushing out
0.1 Mojave - stunning girl
0.2 Normals
0.1 Amel Corn Snake
1 Oscar Fish

when your mom insists on keeping a basket full of sheds on her dresser.

You might be a ball python keeper if:

You have withdrawal symptoms from being able to care for your balls while you are sick

If while you are sick, you think more of the care for your balls then you do for yourself

The last thing you say to your husband at night is, "honey did you check the water for the humidifiers for the snakes?"

...if you have an entire stand-up freezer in the garage that your parents don't use anymore because there's rodents in it.

...when your parents ask you if you can take the household vermin to feed to the snake as the little buggers get caught.

...when your idea of a great lazy morning is browsing BPnet with a python burrowed into your hoodie.

...when you change your major from theater management to biology so you can get a better handle on genetics for your future projects.

...when you're constantly on the lookout for new, cheap reptile accessories, no matter what type of store you're in. Be it a pet store, grocery, hardware, department store...

....If your boss has ever scheduled your shifts around "feeding day."