The ^ < v Game

^ came as he was/were
< has forged a new reality
V has reserved a quiet defense

^ pie crust
< pie filling
v pie topping

^ should go play in the snow
< is more of an Ice cream girl
v will be cleaning snake poo tonight

^ might be right
< hasn't needed to yet, despite the massive fart witnessed last night from the direction of Nessie's tub
v should drive me to Hamburg this weekend :P

^ Shouldn't ask me for a ride because these pizzas won't shut up and I gotta deliver them.
< Is going to clean snake poop right now!
v Will go to work for me tomorrow so I don't have to.

^ deliver pizzas to me and i'll work for you. ;)
< cleaning dog vomit and eating chili
v Is Rick james

^ should have eaten dog vomit and showed Ranger how it's done
< is going to die of boredom at work
v needs to hurry up and post so I have something new to read

^ has obviously never tasted dog vomit
< thinks getting sick sucks
V needs to find some way to make me feel better

^ apparently knows what dog vomit tastes like
< So one time I was dating this guy and he had nice muscles and wore a cowboy hat and singed country moosic. He's like 40 now or something and his wife is a country singer and his dad was a baseball player. I don't remember his name though, but it was awesome. I had to dump him though cause there was this other guy who was a Broadway actor and did some voice for a disney movie.
v Danicka Patrick look-a-like

^ is listening to the Biebs
< CANNOT STAND ROACHES
v is probably laughing at this ^