You might be a ball python keeper..........

You might be a ball python keeper if...

You get to work and check BP.net before logging into any work related applications.



You might be a reptile/fish hobbyist if...

You go to other peoples' houses and mentally rearrange furniture and appliances so you can "decorate" with reptiles/fish.

if you know the morph list by heart

...if your boyfriend names the live rat pups "meat" and "potatos" for the stubborn Dumerils boa that will only eat live.

Damn thing is the ONLY one in the collection that will not transition to f/t.

If you name your females after Disney princesses so that your 2 year old daughter will remember there names and love watching them eat.

You might be a bp owner if...

You call any part of your house in which you spend an extensive amount of time your "hide box".

Kid: Mom, where's dad?
Mom: In his hide box.
Kid: Where?
Mom: The bathroom reading the paper.

You might be a BP owner....

If you're more afraid of mites than bedbugs.

if your wife wakes up at night and your naked playing with your ...Ball's / Snake 's :) and she yell's Put that thing AWAY !!!

....if you've ever wondered what it would be like to eat a meal that was 15% of your own weight.

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Originally Posted by Fidget

....if you've ever wondered what it would be like to eat a meal that was 15% of your own weight.

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....yum

If your sitting in your room on BP.net reading this thread, in sted of being out side enjoying the once in a life time seattle sun ><