You might be a ball python keeper..........

If you want to buy a new bp as soon as you just got one lol....also, post 100!!!!!


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Your wife takes pictures of you holding your balls so you can post on facebook.....

1. When you make sure you have no plans to go anywhere on feeding day.
2. When you go to the beach and later refer to your peeling sunburn as "I'm having a bad shed"
3. When you save all your snakes' sheds in ziploc bags labeled with the date and organized in binders.

After browsing ads on Kingsnake.com, you go to an online dating website and catch yourself thinking, "I wonder how much shipping is for her."

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You might be a ball python keeper--if you have more pictures of your snake(s) than you do of your children. And if after you introduce yourself, you say, "You want to see a picture of my snake(s)?"

If you call the police department and after you give them your address they go "Oh! The snake lady!"
Literally just happened yesterday! I called to tell them if they got any complaints the rooster was leaving tomorrow(today).

if you spend an entire trip to the hardware store envisioning all the possible reptilian uses for everything.

...if you swear off your shoe and handbag obsession so you can afford a triple gene someday.

If your awake more at night and sleep more during the day...

I work nights :D 12 hour shifts 7 days a week with 2 days off every 3 weeks

When you refer to a litter of rats being born as "hatching" and get huffy when people laugh at you.

Had this happen to me over the weekend. It's not my fault the ball python eggs are hatching now and that's all I think about!