I Have Herp Envy

I have a Blood Python envy, even more so since last week..........I wonder why :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Alice

Hi, my name is Alice and I have herp envy too . . . .

(Passes around a plate of rocky road brownies)

Is there a 12 step process associated with this program? My new 32 qt rack just arrived and I now have 4 empty tubs . . .

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LOL. I've got one on the way too and a 15 qt rack too. :rolleye2:
Can't wait!:banana:
Oh what I mean to say is: "Yes, what is the 12 step program?"

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Hi....my name is Patrick, and I have a problem.....................

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You just figured that out! :O

12 Step Program for Herpers

1. Admit you have a problem (Raul apparently can't get to #1!)

2. Immediately make coffee (my job!)

3. Gather all the baked goods you can find (your job!) and bring them to the meeting.

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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well, speaking of shows.. there is the hamburg, pa show Saturday June 14, and.... I'm going!!!! ::steps aside so that crowd doesn't trample her as they rush to the show::

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Ummmm.....is it bad when you hatch out baby snakes and then spend hours trying to figure out reasons to turn them all into holdbacks....ummm....just askin'....:oops:

*takes another cookie*

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yes, and i am a guilty.
the couple i dont want to holdback, i try to think of what i might be able to trade for.

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Originally Posted by Ladydragon

::stands up clears her throat and wails:: Not only do I have herp envy, ::shakes:: I also have EGG envy. I see all these pictures of eggs and hatchlings and.. and.. well.. I want that too ::sniffles and whispers:: please help me.. ::grabs a bunch of cookies and begins eating them as she sits back down::

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Ohhh, noooooooo! Not EGG envy!!! Aaaaaaarghhhh *And here I thought I was recovered from THAT particular illness* :tears: A relapse!

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

You just figured that out! :O

12 Step Program for Herpers

1. Admit you have a problem (Raul apparently can't get to #1!)

2. Immediately make coffee (my job!)

3. Gather all the baked goods you can find (your job!) and bring them to the meeting.

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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LOL! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Soooo, right.

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Ohhh, noooooooo! Not EGG envy!!! Aaaaaaarghhhh *And here I thought I was recovered from THAT particular illness* :tears: A relapse!

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sorry... but at least now I'm not alone in my egg/hatchling envy.

I would like to bump this thread up from the depths, as I am having some serious herp envy again...

HELP ME. :cool:

-Steps up to the podium and clears her throat.- Hi. My name is Melanie, and I am an awfully jealous herp owner. I drool over other people's snakes, and I secretly want them all. Well, I guess it's not a secret anymore.

-Hands out homemade chocolate chip cookies, shortbread cookies, and cheesecake.- O_o

Welcome Melanie..

*takes a shortbread*

It just gets worse with the more combos there are out there ;)

Heather, thank you for coming forward with this. I never got up the nerve to admit this to myself until i saw your post.


Im Alicia Holmes

and i have Herp Envy too.....

Hi, I'm Anatess. It's been 6 days since my last herp.

*passes around fried lumpia*

im envious of the herp in your pic...

:D

i had to....

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Originally Posted by ChicaPiton519

uhmm Im Sara, and i have herp envy...

currently im envying anyone with a
-spider ball
-pastel
-mojave
-pied
-and EVERYTHING ELSE.

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Originally Posted by azpythons

im envious of the herp in your pic...

:D

i had to....

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Hey! I got a pastel too! :)

*Walks in the door with a fresh plate of cookies*

My name is Andrew

I also have herp Envy

A bad case of "I must have everything"

Welcome, Andrew. Please, don't be afraid. We accept you for you. -Offers him cookies of her own.-

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Originally Posted by Melicious

Welcome, Andrew. Please, don't be afraid. We accept you for you. -Offers him cookies of her own.-

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* your cookies are not burnt like mine*

:D

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Originally Posted by Drew87

* your cookies are not burnt like mine*

:D

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Well, I may have herp envy, but my skills in the kitchen are hot stuffs.

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Originally Posted by anatess

Hi, I'm Anatess. It's been 6 days since my last herp.

*passes around fried lumpia*

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I LOVE THE LUMPIA!!!

And Welcome..

Herp Envy..

:D

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Originally Posted by Drew87

A bad case of "I must have everything"

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I have that too...

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

I have that too...

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* Takes the cookie trey*

And one way to solve it buy all that you can and trust me im working on it :D

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

I have that too...

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for serious.....

I don't have herp envy. I don't I don't I don't..
Nope not me.. Never, will have it no. Uhhuh nope.
I wear gloves and wash my hands constantly, I don't ever go to those reptile websites, I dont surf or google for reptiles.. I close my eyes when I get feeders. I plug my ears when I hear friends talking about it.

I got the patch and it works very well since I put it on my wallet. I put a fresh one every day. I stopped my subscription to those magazines..

Been 24 hours since I had it.. I think I can hang.

I will now turn off the CPU and curl into a little ball and sit in silence ..
and not think of the next new morph or that hatching season is around the corner and what will my friends be hatching out or.. I won't care what they have nope not me.. I won't

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:taz:

Seems it's infective :)

(because of BT41042 and his topic http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/s...ad.php?t=85686 ;))

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Originally Posted by Hyper Joe

I don't have herp envy. I don't I don't I don't..
Nope not me.. Never, will have it no. Uhhuh nope.
I wear gloves and wash my hands constantly, I don't ever go to those reptile websites, I dont surf or google for reptiles.. I close my eyes when I get feeders. I plug my ears when I hear friends talking about it.

I got the patch and it works very well since I put it on my wallet. I put a fresh one every day. I stopped my subscription to those magazines..

Been 24 hours since I had it.. I think I can hang.

I will now turn off the CPU and curl into a little ball and sit in silence ..
and not think of the next new morph or that hatching season is around the corner and what will my friends be hatching out or.. I won't care what they have nope not me.. I won't

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:taz:

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http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/j...jungle/ant.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Disclaimer: Picture is JaneoftheJungle's snagged from this thread: http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/s...ad.php?t=81807

Around we go again!!!

I STILL have H.E.....and indulged it last week. :D :D My latest acquisitions arrived last Tues, and ate their first meals with me tonight. :w00t: Yipppeeee! :pinkele: :banana: 3 DH boa girls makes 30.....


< Whooops! :oops:> Ummmmm okay...I'm going back to my corner to try the 12-step program again:please:..... *hangs head in shame-----until NEXT time!*:rofl:

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Around we go again!!!

I STILL have H.E.....and indulged it last week. :D :D My latest acquisitions arrived last Tues, and ate their first meals with me tonight. :w00t: Yipppeeee! :pinkele: :banana: 3 DH boa girls makes 30.....


< Whooops! :oops:> Ummmmm okay...I'm going back to my corner to try the 12-step program again:please:..... *hangs head in shame-----until NEXT time!*:rofl:

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No cookie for you! :P

Awww, darn it! No cookie???? Pooey....but I guess that's okay, 'cause I'm hugging and hiding a plate of BROWNIES. :neener: :neener:

Hello.

My name is Brandon.

I have not purchased a new herp for 15 days.

(Brandon reaches into his pocket and proudly holds his "15-day herp free coin" over his head)...

(Brandon then reaches for something in his back left pocket, which appears to be a folded, well read book)...

http://www.b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg

BrandonsBalls

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Originally Posted by BrandonsBalls

http://www.b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg

BrandonsBalls

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gj::gj::gj:

hahahahhaa

::sneaks quietly in the door with arms full of baked goods::

I too have herp envy, it consumes my days. I sit at my computer and drool over all the great herps that I want, no NEED.
It has been 30 days since I got my last balls, leaving me with a total of 7, and possibly 7 more on the way.
::sits back and has a slice of carrot cake::

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Originally Posted by BrandonsBalls

Hello.

My name is Brandon.

I have not purchased a new herp for 15 days.

(Brandon reaches into his pocket and proudly holds his "15-day herp free coin" over his head)...

(Brandon then reaches for something in his back left pocket, which appears to be a folded, well read book)...

http://www.b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg

BrandonsBalls

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nice photoshop :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thanks :gj:

http://b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg

Brandon

*sigh*

My name is Danielle... Or Dizzy, depending on who you ask... And I am a herp-oholic.

Not only do I envy all the BP morphs AND eggs! I really, really want to branch out... I have chameleon envy, hog nose envy, monitor envy, frog envy, water dragon envy, bearded dragon envy... *deep breath* I'll save the rest for next weeks meeting. I'll just say that I can't remember the last time I *wasn't* in the middle of paying off a snake!

...Okay it was last year some time, but that part of my life is getting pretty hazy.

*brings girl scout cookies from work, breaks diet to partake of them and shares.*

Why is it that me posting on a thread almost always = the death of that thread?

Seriously. Like 9 times out of 10 when I post on a thread nobody ever posts after me.

wth?

:rolleye2:

Awww, Dizzy! Here's a hug :hug: to help you feel better. *and offers choc brownies to share*

*Oh, BTW....did I share that I now have 3 new baby boas???* < Definitely a herp-a-holic...and no longer in recovery. : - / > hee hee hee

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Originally Posted by BrandonsBalls

Thanks :gj:

http://b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg

Brandon

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Does anyone have herp envy? Be honest with yourself :)

I envy everyone that has a ball python that isnt normal/lesser/fire.

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Originally Posted by Oxylepy

I envy everyone that has a ball python that isnt normal/lesser/fire.

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So, you have a normal, lesser and a fire? Sweet.

LOL. It re-emerges.

I always have Herp Envy...

Always

Hi, my name is Nicole.

I envy all those who have/produced a Paradox.

I want one!

Dear Herpers Anonymous:

My name is RuLyn, and I have herp envy and ETS! :O

I'm telling the hets, "Groooooow already!!!" so that I can breed 'em and raise the pied and albino that I want...As well as the bee, BEL, paradox, creamcicle....then the ivory jag carpet, an ETB, albino burm................ *sigh* :oops:

It's soooooo bad, I'm heading right for the chocolate fudge brownies (forget the plate of cookies)!!