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Quote: Originally Posted by Gooseman were playing those darned kazoos so loudly that Memes said
she couldn't find her too-too
Quote: Originally Posted by Gooseman she couldn't find her too-too Cause Jas ate it all!
Quote: Originally Posted by JASBALLS Cause Jas ate it all! Until he realized that he
Quote: Originally Posted by worldcupkeeper Until he realized that he Had males in with females!
Suddenly, the telephone rang! It
was a michael jackson impersonator
who wanted to talk to
charles darwin about that time
when they had some monkeys
that looked an aweful like
gorillas in pink frilly panties
that God created because he
loves to watch them dance,
while eating a large bowl
Quote: Originally Posted by Gooseman while eating a large bowl of fish eggs and some
fried liver and onions that
Quote: Originally Posted by nathanledet of fish eggs and some scrapple. But then out of.....
Quote: Originally Posted by frankykeno scrapple. But then out of..... the blue, he slipped on
Quote: Originally Posted by Gooseman the blue, he slipped on a slimey substance that appeared
to be some sort of
Quote: Originally Posted by AzureN1ght to be some sort of green junks...All of the
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme green junks...All of the horses and all the King's
men couldn't get Jurassic Park
Quote: Originally Posted by Gooseman men couldn't get Jurassic Park into a viable market. It
exploded and destroyed all of
willy wonka's factory. However the
financial backing was still there.
Afterwards, the Easter Bunny flew
to go get earl because
because Earl was so much
of a fighting championship dog
so i decided to kick
Quote: Originally Posted by seanmcginnin so i decided to kick the guy next to me
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme the guy next to me until he got up and
Quote: Originally Posted by daaangconcepts until he got up and pulled out a glass to
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme pulled out a glass to pee in. Memes once got
Quote: Originally Posted by cueball pee in. Memes once got some strawberry gel from her
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme some strawberry gel from her cereal box and spread it
Quote: Originally Posted by cueball cereal box and spread it all over my chest so
Quote: Originally Posted by cueball cereal box and spread it out on her face towel
Quote: Originally Posted by daaangconcepts out on her face towel that you macramed for her.
Quote: Originally Posted by cueball that you macramed for her. After Memes took her towel
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme After Memes took her towel back from what'shisface she promptly
Quote: Originally Posted by cueball back from what'shisface she promptly punched whatshisface in the mouth
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme punched whatshisface in the mouth because he was being totally
Quote: Originally Posted by daaangconcepts because he was being totally a beach. Then she cut
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme a beach. Then she cut her toenails while eating spaghettios
Quote: Originally Posted by jdmls88 her toenails while eating spaghettios cause...that's how she rolls.
Quote: Originally Posted by jeffnme cause...that's how she rolls. later she found a bag