Ewww!!!!

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Originally Posted by jessie_k_pythons

are you saying that he didnt have his thing out and that none of this happened?...!

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I am saying that in no way shape or form was a male ball python trying to copulate with your finger, you, or your husband.

-adam

Gawd how I tried to not participate in this thread LOL. Jessie one of my female BP's has everted at me. When I asked about it I was told it's not about reproduction, it's about stress. They'll flash their "junk" when they are stressed, upset, ticked off at you, etc. I've had two other females evert when they were being soaked and helped to removed excessive stuck shed from their previous poor care (hardly a "sexy" time for them) LOL

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Originally Posted by Lady Python

"Yeah. Get on there. This girl's different. Got two tails. WOW!!! Turn-on":snake: :D

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Actually, that'd be five tails, per hand. O.O

ok , sorry Adam.. im having a really bad day. I was called a lier 5 times today and I didnt know if you were going to be #6. didnt mean to take it out on you. as for it being stress. it could have been. he seemed calm and content just with his stuff inbetween my fingers. He seems fine now and has calmed down alot but that could be due to a full belly too lol. sorry again.

Slightly off topic (diff. animal) but monitors evert their stuff when they poop sometimes you catch them doing it ... not sure about snakes though ...

well he stoped doing it so Im not at all worried. but I thought some of you all would get a good laugh at this :P

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Originally Posted by rottnpagan

Actually, that'd be five tails, per hand. O.O

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That's being greedy:P

:lmao: you guys are to much "being greedy" "he loves you" lol too much !!! ha ha

stop fingering your balls :eek:

sorry couldnt resist :D

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Originally Posted by Razaiel

He obviously loves you very much :wuv: My parrot tries to hump everything - even the dog - and if you're on the computer with your hand covering the mouse - well that's an open invitation!!! :hump:

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hahahah!!! how cute: a little parrot trying to get it on with a big ol dog. kekeke :crix:

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Originally Posted by Grim91Z

Awwww, he likes you. :D

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Love finds everyone in many different ways.

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

My guess? ... It wasn't doing anything.

-adam

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Well normally when I hold my big boy I never see his hemipenes poing around. And if She saw them and felt them poking at her finger, BETWEEN her fingers, how do you know the snake wasnt "doing" anything. Just because it hasnt happened to you, doesnt mean it doesnt happen. I guess snakes are becomming more and more domesticated they show it off like that! lol:D

:snake: :hump:

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Originally Posted by Sapphire7

Well normally when I hold my big boy I never see his hemipenes poing around. And if She saw them and felt them poking at her finger, BETWEEN her fingers, how do you know the snake wasnt "doing" anything. Just because it hasnt happened to you, doesnt mean it doesnt happen. I guess snakes are becomming more and more domesticated they show it off like that! lol:D

:snake: :hump:

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Adam is a pro. He works with 400+ ball pythions and the best ball vets in the contry(or so I have bien told about the vets). I think he knows what he is talking about.;)

And to add to this, I think it's pretty disgusting all these sex jokes about snakes...sorry that's just one of those things (any sexual talk about pets) that I just dont find funny in any way.
There's to many people out there that do the things they joke about and wish there animals would make advances toward them....

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

And to add to this, I think it's pretty disgusting all these sex jokes about snakes...sorry that's just one of those things (any sexual talk about pets) that I just dont find funny in any way.
There's to many people out there that do the things they joke about and wish there animals would make advances toward them....

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It's a snake...would it even be possible?.....but anyway....:disbelief

I've had a male start digging his spurs into my arm before on a couple occasions, and stopped it right there. I guess sometimes they just don't care :carrot:

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Originally Posted by Sapphire7

Well normally when I hold my big boy I never see his hemipenes poing around. And if She saw them and felt them poking at her finger, BETWEEN her fingers, how do you know the snake wasnt "doing" anything. Just because it hasnt happened to you, doesnt mean it doesnt happen. I guess snakes are becomming more and more domesticated they show it off like that! lol:D

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Number one ... it takes hundreds if not thousands of years for a species to become domesticated ... ball pythons have only been kept in captivity in any signifigant numbers for the last 2 decades tops ... they are not even close to becoming a little "domesticated".

Number two ... I know because I am a student of ball python behavior, physiology, and reproduction ... I have an extremely large collection of ball pythons and have been working with them for the past quarter century ... There is not a moment of the day where I am not thinking about ball pythons ... it's my job ... When you see your ball python doing something and you think to yourself "self, I wonder who would know why he/she is doing that" ... I'm that guy. ;)

-adam

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Number one ... it takes hundreds if not thousands of years for a species to become domesticated ... ball pythons have only been kept in captivity in any signifigant numbers for the last 2 decades tops ... they are not even close to becoming a little "domesticated".

Number two ... I know because I am a student of ball python behavior, physiology, and reproduction ... I have an extremely large collection of ball pythons and have been working with them for the past quarter century ... There is not a moment of the day where I am not thinking about ball pythons ... it's my job ... When you see your ball python doing something and you think to yourself "self, I wonder who would know why he/she is doing that" ... I'm that guy. ;)

-adam

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Wait? A quarter of a century?! I thought it was for like 15 years or something...lol. You need to update mroe offen.Is there a school where you can become a studnt of the ball python? Is there a football team? Cause I want a scolarship there!! Weird i dont go a whole day without thinking about them either. I only need around 400+ balls.. Im getting there.....

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

Number one ... it takes hundreds if not thousands of years for a species to become domesticated ... ball pythons have only been kept in captivity in any signifigant numbers for the last 2 decades tops ... they are not even close to becoming a little "domesticated".

Number two ... I know because I am a student of ball python behavior, physiology, and reproduction ... I have an extremely large collection of ball pythons and have been working with them for the past quarter century ... There is not a moment of the day where I am not thinking about ball pythons ... it's my job ... When you see your ball python doing something and you think to yourself "self, I wonder who would know why he/she is doing that" ... I'm that guy. ;)

-adam

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So Adam...just for sheer kicks...and maybe something else can I call you professor?
And I to have to agree, I think about them more then I would admit...weird....I have also started dreaming again.....and yes it's about them...AND when I am wondering something about them in general.....I ask you.....but then again I just like any reason to talk to ya. ;)

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

And to add to this, I think it's pretty disgusting all these sex jokes about snakes...sorry that's just one of those things (any sexual talk about pets) that I just dont find funny in any way.
There's to many people out there that do the things they joke about and wish there animals would make advances toward them....

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I support anyone's right to decide what is offensive to them. But come on look at your posted signature, "I rack my husbands balls & show my rack on Ball-Pythons.net ". Aren't you using snakes for what I consider sexual humor?

Teej

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Originally Posted by Teej

I support anyone's right to decide what is offensive to them. But come on look at your posted signature, "I rack my husbands balls & show my rack on Ball-Pythons.net ". Aren't you using snakes for what I consider sexual humor?

Teej

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Put that in your smoke and pipe it.:carrot: ( He got you there.)

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Originally Posted by Teej

I support anyone's right to decide what is offensive to them. But come on look at your posted signature, "I rack my husbands balls & show my rack on Ball-Pythons.net ". Aren't you using snakes for what I consider sexual humor?

Teej

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Actually read it again...I'm using racks as humor.....and not sexual humor...I didnt say "I lick my husbands balls" or anything like that......I grossed myself out on that statement...sheesh....:eek:

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Put that in your smoke and pipe it.:carrot: ( He got you there.)

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And Stangs...would you like to find out if I can smack you from where I stand??? :D

And next time try not to switch up your words.....its Put that in your pipe and smoke it....its hard to put anything into smoke and I dont know who could pipe anything....

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

And Stangs...would you like to find out if I can smack you from where I stand??? :D

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I was kidding....lol.

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Originally Posted by stangs13

I was kidding....lol.

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I know you were :) Just yanking your chain....or chaining your yank lol.

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

I know you were :) Just yanking your chain....or chaining your yank lol.

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LOL! Smoke 'em peace pipe?

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

Actually read it again...I'm using racks as humor.....and not sexual humor...I didnt say "I lick my husbands balls" or anything like that......I grossed myself out on that statement...sheesh....:eek:

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oh you have GOT to be kidding me! take a look at the thread you and your hubby had going about your rack... don't even go there with us aud.

admit you got tail feathers ruffled and forgot that you make sexual jokes on here as much as the next guy.



(BTW the next guy is jamie!) :carrot:

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

(BTW the next guy is jamie!) :carrot:

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:D:D:D

I make sexual jokes no doubt....more then the next guy I'm sure.....but you will never hear/ read me making sex jokes about animals, the dead, children or the elderly...even I have a limit.

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

I make sexual jokes no doubt....more then the next guy I'm sure.....but you will never hear/ read me making sex jokes about animals, the dead, children or the elderly...even I have a limit.

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Hold on now..Why is one type of sexual joke more acceptable than another? Who makes the determination?

I didnt say anyone made the determination....I just dont joke around about it...for some reason sex jokes about animals doesnt make me laugh...sorry :(

I admit, I should of passed the thread and not said anything...but I already posted it and cant take it back.....:cool:

I want to know why they dont make you laugh? Like is it gross? Its all natural...:D

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

:::covers eyes::::


For guys it could be " I showed my snake on Ball Python.net"

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well here's one post you made in your "my wife's rack" thread... (this is post #30)

but i guess that wasn't a sexual joke to you? :rofl:

The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....

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I don't see the difference. Humor is humor in my book whether its PC or not.

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

The word snake was being used instead of the correct term for a guys "member"

Maybe I should explain....I dont make jokes about Animals, children or the elderly being sexual in nature toward me or anyone else...I dont find it interesting that they thought there snake was having sex with them, and then went on to post the details of the event....I dont find it interesting I find it disturbing....anyone who can keep a straight face while making a sexual joke about the above...well....isnt someone I want to know....

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really? honestly? :eek:

wow, i'm totally surprised you are as active on this forum as you are then... cause from what i've read over the last year... the jokes are very fluid and they know no bounds. :confused:

it makes the forum fun to read (and participate in). i guess we'll be seeing a new subdued aud from here on?

and... i don't know if you can see my face... but it's not straight! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

really? honestly? :eek:

wow, i'm totally surprised you are as active on this forum as you are then... cause from what i've read over the last year... the jokes are very fluid and they know no bounds. :confused:

it makes the forum fun to read (and participate in). i guess we'll be seeing a new subdued aud from here on?

and... i don't know if you can see my face... but it's not straight! :rofl:

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Heh. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!!:8:

Well it may seem hypocritical to some that I make sexual jokes about some stuff and other area's are off limits for me...I guess unless you really know me then you wouldnt know why.....but instead of thinking that over...I get sort of called out on the fact....I would just read my post and think "okay....she has standards...." double standards to some that have been posting after me...if somewhere in my post's I came off as a hypocrite then I apologize for how it was read.

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Heh. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!!:8:

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And yes, I will fly all the way out to Texas and smack you....:D ;)

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

Well it may seem hypocritical to some that I make sexual jokes about some stuff and other area's are off limits for me...I guess unless you really know me then you wouldnt know why.....but instead of thinking that over...I get sort of called out on the fact....I would just read my post and think "okay....she has standards...." double standards to some that have been posting after me...if somewhere in my post's I came off as a hypocrite then I apologize for how it was read.

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well, as you said in an earlier post... perhaps you should have passed this thread by...

and don't worry, when you make your next joke on here... no one is going to bold, highlight and add a flashing neon sign to it to point out that you can and will make a joke just like the rest of us deviants. :rofl: we'll just laugh... with you, not at you https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../4/7/heart.gif

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Put that in your smoke and pipe it.:carrot: ( He got you there.)

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Reminds me of an episode of Andy Griffith were Barney was drunk ( i think because Otis spiked the water jug) and said "Put that in your smipe and poke it" :P

I do see the differance in what you're saying Aud. The things they are pointing out that you have said are more of a play on words using something to refer to something else, not discussing actions between two parties. Not saying anything against anyone here, just saying thats what im seeing.

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

...even I have a limit.

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I don't :salute:

Also, I do find it kind of interesting that their snake tried to have sex with them. It could show anything from simply picking up the scent of a female being held earlier, to flat out confusion, to the snake actually developing some type of bond with the owner. It's been shown that some of the larger birds kept in captivity will actually start to view their owner as their mate.

But I'm wasting my breath, cause I'm not the kind of person you even want to know....:2cent:

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Originally Posted by ChrisL

I don't :salute:

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:rockon::D

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Originally Posted by ChrisL

Also, I do find it kind of interesting that their snake tried to have sex with them.

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I 100% guarantee that it didn't.

-adam

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Put that in your smoke and pipe it.:carrot: ( He got you there.)

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It appears he may have inhaled a little from his pipe before typing his reply.............:rolleye2:

Teej

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Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki

I 100% guarantee that it didn't.

-adam

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I don't know either way, it's just an interesting story

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Originally Posted by ChrisL

I don't know either way, it's just an interesting story

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"Story" for sure ... as far as interesting ... well, aren't they all. ;) :rofl:

-adam

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Originally Posted by piranhaking

I do see the differance in what you're saying Aud. The things they are pointing out that you have said are more of a play on words using something to refer to something else, not discussing actions between two parties. Not saying anything against anyone here, just saying thats what im seeing.

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Thank god someone does....I was beginning to think I was crazy...:carrot:

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Originally Posted by TheAudOne

I was beginning to think I was crazy...:carrot:

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think?...




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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

think?...




:rofl:

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Oh yeah, crack yourself up.....:rolleye2: