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  • 01-08-2019, 04:27 PM
    Bogertophis
    But it depends on what kind of pie... :hijackd:
  • 01-08-2019, 04:30 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
    But it depends on what kind of pie... :hijackd:

    blue berry pie?
  • 01-08-2019, 04:38 PM
    Bogertophis
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    blue berry pie?

    Tart cherry or apple...
  • 01-08-2019, 04:43 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
    Tart cherry or apple...

    I wonder if there is a section for elephants on this site. Would love to have one for a pet. Would be cool don't you think?
  • 01-08-2019, 04:43 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    I wonder if there is a section for elephants on this site. Would love to have one for a pet. Would be cool don't you think?

    Personally, I want a Rhino.
  • 01-08-2019, 04:45 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    Personally, I want a Rhino.

    or a hippo? They eat vegies but man look out!
  • 01-08-2019, 04:48 PM
    zina10
    Hippos remind me of Pac Man Frogs. All mouth.
  • 01-08-2019, 04:53 PM
    KevinK
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    I knew as soon as I read the first post that this was going to absolutely blow up lol. You can't ask questions now. Just roll with the popular opinion :rofl:
  • 01-08-2019, 04:53 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    Hippos remind me of Pac Man Frogs. All mouth.

    Old article but interesting.


    https://www.nytimes.com/1982/08/10/s...-for-sale.html

    The elephants, between 2 and 4 years old, weigh from 680 to 1,700 pounds. A male costs about $1,900 and a female about $2,600.


    Don't know how legit it is but not as bad as I expected. LOL.
  • 01-08-2019, 04:56 PM
    zina10
    True, well, get crackin' on building a custom enclosure !! You may want a water feature !
  • 01-08-2019, 04:59 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    True, well, get crackin' on building a custom enclosure !! You may want a water feature !

    Would need almost 100 acres to do that and would be a lot of work to care for and make sure it has proper food as well. Guess could use the elephant to pull a plow to plant hay and let it graze afterwards?
  • 01-08-2019, 05:02 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    Would need almost 100 acres to do that and would be a lot of work to care for and make sure it has proper food as well. Guess could use the elephant to pull a plow to plant hay and let it graze afterwards?

    they like music. You should play piano to it afterwards. Its true, I youtubed it !! :weirdface
  • 01-08-2019, 05:02 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    they like music. You should play piano to it afterwards. Its true, I youtubed it !! :weirdface

    Cool. I have a piano and know how to play. I wonder what stile they would like to listen to?
  • 01-08-2019, 05:05 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    Cool. I have a piano and know how to play. I wonder what stile they would like to listen to?

    definitely classical!

    And some sad songs. Because who doesn't like sad piano music ??
  • 01-08-2019, 05:06 PM
    zina10
    You know, I bet you they like pie.
  • 01-08-2019, 05:10 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    You know, I bet you they like pie.

    Lol most definitely

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  • 01-08-2019, 06:08 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    definitely classical!

    And some sad songs. Because who doesn't like sad piano music ??

    Westworld ?


    https://youtu.be/uY_qWRn0DrE


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:10 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    . Guess could use the elephant to pull a plow to plant hay and let it graze afterwards?

    Now you're getting ridiculous !!

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9a1f16d28.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:14 PM
    MR Snakes
    Is this actually the "what drug are you currently on?" thread?
  • 01-08-2019, 06:15 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    Westworld ?


    https://youtu.be/uY_qWRn0DrE


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    Perrrrrrrrfect !!!

    Sometimes it just has to be sad piano music !!!
  • 01-08-2019, 06:16 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    I wonder if there is a section for elephants on this site. Would love to have one for a pet. Would be cool don't you think?

    Maybe a baby Albino elephant:)

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...707cd7ca2.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:19 PM
    MR Snakes
    And messy! But you do have several like 40' sneks so probably not much worse.
  • 01-08-2019, 06:22 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Why would anyone want an elephant when you could have a crocodile?????
  • 01-08-2019, 06:22 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    Westworld ?


    https://youtu.be/uY_qWRn0DrE


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    and this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWIE0PX1uXk

    with a bit of violin thrown in ..


    oh and EVERYTHING from the TV show "The Leftovers" , heart wrenching, I tell you!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNH4YysfmmQ

    Look up all the music from the show. The show btw was heartwrenching, too.


    It would make Elephants cry.
  • 01-08-2019, 06:24 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    Personally, I want a Rhino.

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b1beaf24c.jpeg



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  • 01-08-2019, 06:24 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    Maybe a baby Albino elephant:)

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...707cd7ca2.jpeg


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    Um no.

    Even with a horse, I refuse to have one that has pink skin on the behind areas. I'm not cleaning pink behind areas. Something just so wrong with that.
    Do you have to clean elephants behinds, though? You have to clean horses nether (or is it further?) parts.
  • 01-08-2019, 06:24 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Skyrivers View Post
    or a hippo? They eat vegies but man look out!

    Hippo ?

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...aeebb10a3.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:25 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b1beaf24c.jpeg



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    ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...I'm melting :oops::oops: Who wouldn't want that ???

    That, and pie :)
  • 01-08-2019, 06:26 PM
    zina10
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    Why would anyone want an elephant when you could have a crocodile?????

    can a crocodile work your fields ? :D

    And a crocodile most likely won't like any pie.
  • 01-08-2019, 06:27 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    Is this actually the "what drug are you currently on?" thread?

    I have no idea how this photo got into the hands of the authorities..

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b13616e60.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:28 PM
    MR Snakes
    OK, don't even get me started on pie. I'd be banned.:O
  • 01-08-2019, 06:28 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    Why would anyone want an elephant when you could have a crocodile?????

    Soooooo true !!
    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...54a74bfc5.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:29 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    OK, don't even get me started on pie. I'd be banned.:O

    A Pi pie :)

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...be52fd3409.png


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  • 01-08-2019, 06:30 PM
    MR Snakes
    American Pie
  • 01-08-2019, 06:34 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    can a crocodile work your fields ? :D

    .

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...59b510031.jpeg



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  • 01-08-2019, 06:35 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    Now you're getting ridiculous !!

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9a1f16d28.jpeg


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    It could happen

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  • 01-08-2019, 06:36 PM
    Skyrivers
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    Is this actually the "what drug are you currently on?" thread?

    Pie is the name of the drug actually

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  • 01-08-2019, 06:41 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    American Pie

    Oddly enough .... when I was about 10 yrs old I called at my friends house as arranged but there'd been a change of plans and he wasn't home ( no mobiles 50 yrs ago !) .. anyways there was no answer at the front door ... so I went around the back of the house and knocked on the back door .... no answer ... then I heard loud music playing so I went to the porch doors and looked into see my friend's dad doing 'press-ups' on the pretty blonde neighbour to a backdrop of American Pie !!!

    I've hated that song ever since ....

    His parents got divorced soon after ..



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  • 01-08-2019, 06:41 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    can a crocodile work your fields ? :D

    And a crocodile most likely won't like any pie.

    Hmmmm...goid point on the lack of work you get out of a croc.
    I'm guessing they'd like meat pies!! Or pot pie!
  • 01-08-2019, 06:44 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Zincubus View Post
    Soooooo true !!
    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...54a74bfc5.jpeg


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    I'm actually thinking of maybe, MAYBE someday adding a dwarf caiman to the family. But that's kinda a pipe dream...
  • 01-08-2019, 06:48 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    I'm actually thinking of maybe, MAYBE someday adding a dwarf caiman to the family. But that's kinda a pipe dream...

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b61e202f3.jpeg



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  • 01-08-2019, 06:51 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    Hmmmm...goid point on the lack of work you get out of a croc.
    I'm guessing they'd like meat pies!! Or pot pie!

    They eat ballet dancers !!

    Who knew !?'!

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...64354b87e.jpeg


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  • 01-08-2019, 09:36 PM
    larryd23
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    What is up with all the PIE?

    From the Urban Dictionary:

    TOP DEFINITION

    I LIKE PIE


    Phrase used to politely decline to engage in discussion, with the implication that the original speaker is deliberately trying to upset you and/or posting flamebait.

    "So what does everybody think of these illegals coming across the border?"

    "I like pie."

    #pie#sarcasm#flamebait#discussion#evasion
  • 01-09-2019, 05:41 PM
    Ax01
    some of the most interest things i've learned about Zincubus over the years is that he is an old perv and drives a manly Rav4. i'm saying that tongue in cheek of course.

    :)
  • 01-09-2019, 05:45 PM
    Ax01
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by larryd23 View Post
    I like pie.

    Now that I've gotten that off my chest, can we please resume our regular programming and talk about sneks.

    did someone say pie?

    https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...a-77250-1.jpeg
  • 01-09-2019, 06:51 PM
    Zincubus
    Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    some of the most interest things i've learned about Zincubus over the years is that he is an old perv and drives a manly Rav4. i'm saying that tongue in cheek of course.

    :)

    Yep ... well guilty about driving the RAV4 much loved by female hairdressers I believe ;)

    Not sure about the perv bit .. I sure have a healthy interest in females for sure ... long may it continue:)


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  • 01-09-2019, 08:21 PM
    PitOnTheProwl
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    some of the most interest things i've learned about Zincubus over the years is that he is an old perv and drives a manly Rav4. i'm saying that tongue in cheek of course.

    :)

    Ain't nothing wrong with a set up Rav4 ;) https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...e54354669b.jpg

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  • 01-09-2019, 08:27 PM
    Ax01
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    some of the most interest things i've learned about Zincubus over the years is that he is an old perv and drives a manly Rav4. i'm saying that tongue in cheek of course.

    :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PitOnTheProwl View Post
    Ain't nothing wrong with a set up Rav4 ;) https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...e54354669b.jpg

    of course not. lol i own 2. they're just regular manly tho, not super manly like that one.
  • 01-09-2019, 08:32 PM
    MR Snakes
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by larryd23 View Post
    From the Urban Dictionary:

    TOP DEFINITION

    I LIKE PIE


    Phrase used to politely decline to engage in discussion, with the implication that the original speaker is deliberately trying to upset you and/or posting flamebait.

    "So what does everybody think of these illegals coming across the border?"

    "I like pie."

    #pie#sarcasm#flamebait#discussion#evasion


    OK, but what about the illegals? Do they like pie?
  • 01-09-2019, 08:34 PM
    Danger noodles
    Re: Soooo why do they have male ballet dancers ?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MR Snakes View Post
    OK, but what about the illegals? Do they like pie?

    Of course they like pie
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