Dueling twinkies

Oh the Clifford house could be right handy! Somewhere to house the new recruits and a big ole ice chest! I hate to mention it but it seems PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie is falling down on the job already Christie, my glass has been empty for well on to 10 minutes over here! The horrors of war *brave sigh*

Of course Robin! With your vast experience you will of course be in charge of managing the supply lines from my household pantry to the yard. Tough job with those kids of mine considering an assault on us to reclaim their after school snacks.


~~Jo~~

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Of course Robin! With your vast experience you will of course be in charge of managing the supply lines from my household pantry to the yard. Tough job with those kids of mine considering an assault on us to reclaim their after school snacks.


~~Jo~~

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Hey!!! You weren't supposed to share about my vast experience with snack cakes! That's exactly what brought me to Weight Watchers last year! LOL But the good thing is, I won't be eating the supplies! LOL

DARN IT!!! I've been working and then sick for the past 4 days!!! The madness, I want in!! Do I get to joing the elite ranks since I am related and all :please::please:

It may sound sad and common but I make KILLER chocolate chip cookies and lets not forget the mouthwatering oatmeals cookies (a personal fav...sorry no raisins!!).

Throw some toffee chips in there too and you're on!

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

Good idea Jo! It's always important to have someone man the blender. ;) You can handle the blender right Private First Class Drinks Mixer Eddie?

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*Salutes* Ma'am YES Ma'am!

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Of course you may want to watch out, we're a rowdy group.

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Yeah, I was kinda bankin on this being the case which is why I volunteered for the job! It is a difficult job & not just any man can handle being in a space ship bunker, mixin drinks for five lovely women, but somebody had to do it :banana: and darnit, that some one has to be me! :devilish:

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Originally Posted by Eddie_Z

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Yeah, I was kinda bankin on this being the case which is why I volunteered for the job! It is a difficult job & not just any man can handle being in a space ship bunker, mixin drinks for five lovely women, but somebody had to do it :banana: and darnit, that some one has to be me! :devilish:

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Actually seven lovely women now! LOL

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

I hate to mention it but it seems PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie is falling down on the job already Christie, my glass has been empty for well on to 10 minutes over here! The horrors of war *brave sigh*
~~Jo~~

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Ma'am, a thousand apologies for the empty glass Ma'am! I will not let it happen again! I was fending off a vicious chocolate star crunch mortar attack! Somebody out there is ignoring the rules of engagement! I Just saw a little debby wrapper!!!!!

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Actually seven lovely women now! LOL

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Ah, the sacrifices a man has to make sometimes :D

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Originally Posted by Smulkin

Throw some toffee chips in there too and you're on!

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Mmmmm...toffee, always an appropriate addition!!

Sigh, I cannot think of any further types of snack cakes to bring to the frontline (I do hate to be repetitive and unoriginal!)...

On the bright side Jo (Squadron Leader) and Christie (In-Field Commander) I have figured out my invaluable use to you! You can send me across the lines with toffee laden cookies...thus gaining entry to the enemy's headquarters. At this point I will sneeze and cough all over them at which point they will fall to the ground with horrible sinus pressure and all-over body aches. We will not only win a major battle, but at this point reinforcements can then enter and pilfer all remaining weapons and leave our opponents with nothing but chicken soup (NO SNACK CAKES FOR YOU!!).

At this point I expect to be welcomed back in the fold to sniffle my way through a mudslide and all appropriate sweets that will inevitably heal my sad but fortuitous illness...

Wendy, if you can't come bearing snack cakes then just make sure to grab the Smirnoff Twisted Green Apples! I love this, I now have a title!! COOL! Wendy good plan of attack, we'll set that into motion come dawn. Everyone be ready! ;)

And Private First Class Drinks Mixer Eddie don't let it happen again. We'll let it slide this time. Keep that blender full! :D

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Originally Posted by wendyhoo9

At this point I expect to be welcomed back in the fold to sniffle my way through a mudslide and all appropriate sweets that will inevitably heal my sad but fortuitous illness...

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Man, I'm sorta feeling sorry for her! :( So, so pitiful!!! LOL C'mere darlin, what can I do to make you feel better?

C'mon Robin this is a war we're in here! No time for sympathy. (besides she's just my sister and she had the audacity to work and get sick when it wasnt convienent to me :P ) LOL!! Sorry Wendy....Actually she sounded a little better and if we don't utilize those germs soon, she'll no longer be contagious! :laughing:

germ warfare!!!!!!!!!!!


oh thats it!
im joinin up with the other side and breaking open a can of kosher-snacks on ur a$$
bring on the Pashkez and the maneshewitzs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TO WAR!!!!!

brigeth forth the matzo balls & build a defending wall round hither campgrounds!

maketh a moat of burning hot lokshen noodles!!
and for heavens sakes someone get me some of my grandmas roskietas!!!!

eeeps we're in trouble now!!!!!

Robin you are Quarter Mistress because you told me you understand about forklifts and stuff like that and with 7 women and PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie and all this food we are likely to need a forklift to get us outta here before snow falls!

Anyone notice that we seem to have scared Jamie and Smulkin off?


~~Jo~~

were they on ur side or mine?

A nice hot totty will do me just fine Robin (I appreciate sympathy from any corner I can get it!!).


As for the rest, we may as well use the biological warfare that is at our disposal! I'm all about the cause, I am a dedicated soldier!

I don't know too much about the male side organization...or at least I'm not willing to reveal any classified information. :evileye: Wendy you will hence for be known as General Germs. LOL! ;) Get to work girls! We've a war to win! And hey my glass here is getting a little low..... :D

good move eddie! making the girlz
believe that u actually wanna mix drinks 4 them
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HEY GIRLS LOOK OVER THERE_________]

(psst!!!....so what secret information hast thou learnt, oh eddie the secret agent?)

Uh hello...He's in charge of the drinks, do you think we're gonna let him outta our sight? :rolleyes: You can't have Eddie, he's ours! Shoo. *flings a snoball* :neener:

where have I been? We have an entire thread about twinkies?

Sorry...never been a twinkie fan :)

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Originally Posted by alexrls

good move eddie! making the girlz
believe that u actually wanna mix drinks 4 them
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HEY GIRLS LOOK OVER THERE_________]

(psst!!!....so what secret information hast thou learnt, oh eddie the secret agent?)

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Alex, you may think that I have joined the girl's side to gain secret information about their operation but honestly, it isn't that 007! I simply cannot resist the idea of being hunkered down with SEVEN women who are tipsy with the drinks I am mixing for them & happy because they have chocolate close at hand. Some one explain to me how this becomes anything but a winning situation for yours truly!!

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

Uh hello...He's in charge of the drinks, do you think we're gonna let him outta our sight? You can't have Eddie, he's ours! Shoo. *flings a snoball*

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YOU LOVE ME! You really love me!! Or maybe it is my innate ability to sense when the glass is nearly empty. Either way, i am good with it! Er um, i mean...

Ma'am, thank you Ma'am!

I went covert with the kahlua . . outflanking and all that, aye wot lass. I got to admit the kahlua goes far better with coffe than tequila.

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Originally Posted by Eddie_Z

YOU LOVE ME! You really love me!! Or maybe it is my innate ability to sense when the glass is nearly empty. Either way, i am good with it! Er um, i mean...

Ma'am, thank you Ma'am!

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Of course we love you. You're in charge of our drinks, and an excellent job you're doing! *hic* Keep it up PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie and I see a promotion in your future. ;)

PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie great job man! Keep our glasses full, and a promotion will definately be in your future.

OK, just got done loading the twinkie launcher between drinks.... think it is time to pull out the twinkie machine gun that way I can send several at the our enemies (sp) at once..maybe the twinkie cannon should be put to use?

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Good thinking Jeanne.... I think you should be in charge of the twinkie brigade. I would have those twinkie at the ready and if you need more ammunition, I guess we'll have to make a run to the store. Might need to anyway so the PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie doesn't run out of supplies either! :omg: Have the twinkie cannon on standby. :D

Dawn radios in "what are you in short supply of ladies? I am heading to the hostess/bread store in a few minutes, I can get whatever ammo you need!"

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Originally Posted by unimom

Dawn radios in "what are you in short supply of ladies? I am heading to the hostess/bread store in a few minutes, I can get whatever ammo you need!"

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More twinkies ofcourse! LOL Thanks for helping us out, we do appreciate your help.

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

Good thinking Jeanne.... I think you should be in charge of the twinkie brigade. I would have those twinkie at the ready and if you need more ammunition, I guess we'll have to make a run to the store. Might need to anyway so the PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie doesn't run out of supplies either! :omg: Have the twinkie cannon on standby. :D

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Did'nt you see the case of Kahlua I stashed over behind the tonka truck pile?

Yeah but that's only 1 case, and there are like 8 of us now. *sigh* It's gonna be a long weekend, so I figured we should stockpile. LoL! Excellent job on the acquistion of such a valuable war tool Jeanne. *salutes* (we all have gone totally bonkers, it must be something in those snack cakes :lmao: )

NEW AQUISITIONS:


1 case of hoho's
2 case of ding dongs
5 doz. hostess choc. pies
3 doz. hostess cherry pies
1 box of oatmeal creme pies

Still in need of more twinkies, we are running out of twinkies! Can someone try to find Dawn and ask where those twinkies went?

Maam, here you go 3 forklift loads of twinkies. I love that hostess shop, ammo is a great deal there.

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Originally Posted by unimom

Maam, here you go 3 forklift loads of twinkies. I love that hostess shop, ammo is a great deal there.

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Thank You Dawn!

Now hunker down here and share in the Kahlua and other goodies!

OMG our plastic army men have a few casualties, and there are some covered with this white goo thats unidentifable... call for a medic to fix them up!

Dawn with large roll of toliet paper and garbage can started crawling across floor and trying to clean army men. Careful not to get white stuff in eyes. Sigh...there goes my Mudslide...Save me some PFC Drink Mixer will you?

Those better not be Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies missy Jeanne.


Best litter the floor with jacks - they make much better caltrops.

I just radioed in to a friend that owes me a favor. He assures me that we will have a continuos supply line of snack cakes, kahlua & Bailey's Irish Cream helicoptored in at various times throughout the weekend. I will certainly volunteer to risk my own well being in order to protect his arrivals & departures.

Those men on the other side will think nothing of coating the chooper's windshield with unexplainable, nuclear resistant, white gooey frosting like matter! I must protect our shipments with zero regard for my health! All in a day's work to keep my ladies buzzed with sugar & alcohol & well protected from the enemy!!

Great work Eddie! Let your friend know he is definately appreciated.


MMM, Baileys Irish Cream- can ya make sure that a Baileys Irish Cream Cheese cake from Eli's out of Chicago is brought in.... hmm, maybe a sampler cheese cake or 2?

Here is the link to thier site....

http://www.elicheesecake.com/

so we have what is it? 7 woman and 1 traitor cowering in doll house?

an easy target!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!!

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Originally Posted by alexrls

so we have what is it? 7 woman and 1 traitor cowering in doll house?

an easy target!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!!

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Who is our taitor again???

Personally, I think the traitor should be tared (with maple syrup) and feathered.

Alexrls is trying to make the claim that PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie is a traitor since he has chosen to join us ladies, but c'mon who wouldn't? ;) We love our Eddie.

you girls should get eddie to bring nanci in. i've seen pics of her playing hockey and i bet she could tear some stuff up with those snack cakes, especially the puck shaped ones! :P

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

Alexrls is trying to make the claim that PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie is a traitor since he has chosen to join us ladies, but c'mon who wouldn't? ;) We love our Eddie.

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Eddie is the best!

Dawn, belly crawling, reached white crud covered arm, up "Help, help, I think I need that forklift. I ate too much twinkie filling" ;)

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Originally Posted by unimom

Dawn, belly crawling, reached white crud covered arm, up "Help, help, I think I need that forklift. I ate too much twinkie filling" ;)

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On my way Dawn! Dont fret!

Hey, I have some great Red Vine licorice to aid in the rescue effort! We can melt a bunch together with our handy sodering wands and poof instand rope! :w00t:

We are running roughshot over those sad men and their paltry snack cake war rules!

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Originally Posted by mlededee

you girls should get eddie to bring nanci in. i've seen pics of her playing hockey and i bet she could tear some stuff up with those snack cakes, especially the puck shaped ones! :P

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LOL, ya gotta be careful with this one because if she cracks a twinkie too hard with a slapshot, we are all gunna be wearin shrapnel filling from our own shot!

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Originally Posted by alexrls

so we have what is it? 7 woman and 1 traitor cowering in doll house?

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Excuse me? I didn't hear you, I think that your jealousy of my position got in the way! Please step out from behind the green monster of emotion and then speak so I will hear you more clearly! You know you wish you were me! :yes: How could you NOT want to be me, look at what they have said about me:

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Originally Posted by Jeanne

Eddie is the best!

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

We love our Eddie.

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:love: My day has officially been made thank you very much ladies! :blowkiss: :hug:


:hump: <--- Woops! Where did that come from!!?? ;)

OK Wendy, melt the licorice... Dawn is gonna need it.

Dawn, how you doing so far? Can you wait long enough for Wendy and I to get the effort coodinated to have licorice rope to help get ya out?

Eddie, glad we made your day! Think you can man the twinkie cannon for us? We need to get Dawn out of her unfortunate situation. Unless you think being a guy, you can get Dawn out while I man the cannon?

*hic* *burp* I think I can hold on a little ..... longer....zzzzzzz.

OK, Dawn, no need to hold any longer, grab the rope, it is tied to the fork lift and you will now be pulled out.

***Fires up the forklift and rolls toward Dawn to pull her out of that mess.

*ready with twinkie cannon in case you need back up!* Get her outta there Jeanne, we leave no one behind!