Reptile pick up lines!

Best pick up line ever. "Hey after the show wanna go get a drink". LOL.

Girl, i hope you know how to sex snakes cause i have some balls you can pop for me tonight.

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Originally Posted by BumbleB

This thread has potential. Not saying if [we will] ever use the lines just funny to see what people can think of

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"Does this look aberrant to you?"

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Originally Posted by wycked

"Does this look aberrant to you?"

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LOL! I don't have any to add but these are seriously cracking me up.

Hey girl. You better watch out my snakes two feet long and can grow up to six😝


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I am going to use one of these lines on this girl I am talking to in biology lecture...I shall report back...this will be included when I ask her if she want to come over during break and study for our finals.

"Girl, you don't even know what spoiled is...you will be the queen of spoiled.... I'll stuff you in a drawer and feed you once a week."

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Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes

I am going to use one of these lines on this girl I am talking to in biology lecture...I shall report back...this will be included when I ask her if she want to come over during break and study for our finals.

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I asked when she would ready to study for the final and she said next week in her dorm...and I said, "shoot me a text because I will probably be locking up with you". She said OK with one of those smiles...and then we just carried on with general chit chat. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Mr Oni

"Girl, you don't even know what spoiled is...you will be the queen of spoiled.... I'll stuff you in a drawer and feed you once a week."

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:thumbsup: This post is kidnapper approved. :thumbsup:

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If you'll show me your rack, I'll let you hold my balls.

This thread is brought to you by.....Homonyms :D

"Homonyms... Because one meaning just isn't enough"

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Originally Posted by dr del

Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? :rolleyes:

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Thin is why I'm not posting,cause I'll wind up getting an infraction..but this thread should be interesting.