Banana male puzzle solved.

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Originally Posted by dr del

Hmm,

Since I'm just passing through could someone skip the cryptic and actually just tell me the information on how to make male bananas? :rolleyes:

Does it also rule out a different looking superform of banana?

I'd also like to know what's happening with the candino/ toffino thing and the real deal with desert females?

I hear someone had 8 desert females slug out but no confirmation from anyone.


dr del

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I can't remember if it was this thread or the apology thread, but someone posted a link to another website. I kind of browsed through it and found something interesting. People who heated their female to a certain temperature ended up with more slugs. Those that didn't got more viable eggs. This is part of the reason why I think that experiments need to be done.

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Originally Posted by LotsaBalls

So..desert females can produce. Just not deserts...? Can that happen?
I think how to make a Flatline should be added to the list of questions though.

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Originally Posted by Raptor

I can't remember if it was this thread or the apology thread, but someone posted a link to another website. I kind of browsed through it and found something interesting. People who heated their female to a certain temperature ended up with more slugs. Those that didn't got more viable eggs. This is part of the reason why I think that experiments need to be done.

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Was this with Deserts or just any old female? Has to be any old female. BG will tell you right here that with heat you'll get more slugs no matter what the female is.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

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sorry just an off the wall comment. but I would like to know how to make a flatline, if its not something like a banana bird eater clown. (something noone else has)

They said it helps with deserts but believe it will work with any female. Basically saying deserts are a more sensitive morph, meaning husbandry errors will not be tolerated as much..A normal might be able to survive a few degrees too hot and have eggs, but the desert wouldn't.. Basically was the gist of it. I totally agree as well! All the bowl wrapping..the girls want to get a little bit cooler! I'm hoping to use all this knowledge in my future breedings, so I'm glad I'm learning this stuff now!

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Originally Posted by purplemuffin

They said it helps with deserts but believe it will work with any female. Basically saying deserts are a more sensitive morph, meaning husbandry errors will not be tolerated as much..A normal might be able to survive a few degrees too hot and have eggs, but the desert wouldn't.. Basically was the gist of it. I totally agree as well! All the bowl wrapping..the girls want to get a little bit cooler! I'm hoping to use all this knowledge in my future breedings, so I'm glad I'm learning this stuff now!

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OK...BG is gonna give you all something here. Call the neighbors and the kids to the computer room. Ready?????

Temperature is gonna make NOOOOOOO more of a difference whether or not a Desert female produces a good clutch than it will with any other ball python. None...zero....nada. Got it fans? Deserts are what they are....whether that's good or bad BG is not ready to say yet. Waiting for his "whopper".:D

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Originally Posted by Deborah

:mad: Really? I think you are WAY out of line here and I think a apology is in order.

Unlike some other forums we do not ban people based on whom we dislike or whom we disagree with, just like we do not keep people around based on friendships, status in the herp industry or anything else for that matter.

There is only one standard here on BP.net to be a member and use this forum and it is the ability of our members to abide by our TOS ..........and last time I check Neil did not break any of our TOS.

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Originally Posted by Emilio

Hay Hedge you have been talking about the ignore feature since yesterday ignore him already.

And I'm with Deborah I think an apology to our staff is in order.

We understand that things get heated but throwing crazy accusations out at a site that prides itself on being about the hobby and members first is unacceptable.



droid!!!!

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Dude. Really?

But since you put it out there - I'll tell you. $0

That's right - the staff is a completely voluntary position. BG has paid no advertising $ here, nor has he offered or paid anything to any member of the staff.

And as Deborah has already mentioned - he has not violated any TOS. Well, he did get an infraction from me the last time he was here, and to his credit - took it without complaint, unlike many members who meep over a zero point warning.

I find your comment personally insulting, and bordering on disrespect to staff. To even insinuate that the staff of this forum that works hard to run this site for YOU and even for BG to use would accept bribes or pay offs is extremely patronizing and supercilious.

If you don't care for ANY member's posts - don't even open their threads. With membership in the tens of thousands, you can bet your pretty behind that there are members here that even the staff doesn't care for. But we don't ban people simply because we don't like them or they annoy us. That's one reason every one on staff was hand picked - BECAUSE when it comes to serious decisions like banning - they have demonstrated their ability to remain impartial and fair.

Any monies collected through advertising and sales of t-shirts go DIRECTLY back into maintaining this site.

Now, are there any other accusations or allegations about the staff that you'd like to present to the membership?

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First, I will apologize. I wasn't aware that everyone was going to take that comment so seriously. So I'm sorry for insuating that you guys take bribes, and sorry that people make take that comment seriously.

Second, I like this forum, but sometimes I shake my head at what's allowed and what's not. rabernet, you bring up being an admin as being a volunteer. I'm well aware of this as I'm an Admin on 1 forum, and a moderator on 3 others. I can tell you that on our forums, this behavior would NOT be tolerated, and he would be in time-out.

You guys allow this behavior to continue, and that's your choice. I won't argue it, and it's for an entirely different discussion.

Again, I apologize for what I said, as it was out of line. Continue on with the discussion of Bananas and I will see my way out of this thread. :)

"No Son, the big chimp knows just what he's doing to the people watching," the father told his young son as they stood before the troop of chimps. It was a hot day and most of the primates behind the protective glass were napping in the shade or pawing through the pile of melon rinds hoping to find one with a bit of a tasty treat still attached.

"But Dad," the little boy said not taking his eyes off the chimp in front of him, "how come that one keeps touching himself....you know.... down there? What's he doing? Does it hurt him?" As a typical grade schooler the boy was very curious. As a typical grade schooler there was much he did not know.

The Father, proud of his son's curiosity but in any hurry to expose him to things he was too young to understand, found himself in a bit of a predicament. "Well Son," he said, brow furrowed deeply with the effort the coming explanation was going to take, "he's probably got an itch that needs scratching. It happens sometimes, even down there," the father told the boy hoping that his simple but essentially erroneous answer would put an end to a conversation he had hoped to have a few years down the road.

"But he's not scratching Dad," the boy said. "He's pulling on it. He's looking at us funny too. None of the other chimps look at us like that. I think he's hurting himself. Look, some other people think so too, they're looking away so they don't have to see him hurt himself. We should do something," the concerned child said to his father.

A veteran of many trips to the Monkey House at the zoo with his other children the father knew well what this chimp, affectionately called Master de Bator by both staff and zoo regulars, was doing. This chimp was no stranger to this type of scratching in front of a crowd. In fact, according to an overheard conversation, MdB seemed to enjoy being in front of a crowd, being relatively lethargic when no one was looking at him. He was known to throw feces, when he wasn't eating them himself, at the glass to get the attention of people who where looking at other primates. In fact, it was well known that the more he was ignored, the more attention he needed, the more poo flew. Master de Bator was not above smearing it all over himself if that's what it took to get people to watch his show.

"He'll be okay Kiddo, don't you worry about him. When your brothers and sisters were little I'd bring them here, just like I did you today, and he'd do the exact same thing. He never changes his routine and he never hurts himself. He's pretty gross with the poo flinging and eating and all, but some chimps just need attention really bad and will do anything to get it."

"But Dad, didn't you say that attention s'mores were more of a pain in the ass than they were worth?"

"Attention s'mores? Where'd you hear that?"

"You were talking to Mom about the new guy at work. I heard you in the living room when I was in the kitchen doing my homework. You said the attention s'mores at work were really a pain in the ass today? What's an attention s'more?

Once he had his laughter under control the father looked his son in the eye, picked him up and gave him a seriously large hug, and said, "Boy, you just made my day. An attention 's'more' as you so innocently put it, is someone, or in the case of our self flagellating friend here, that will do ANYTHING to get people to look at him. They need it or they just aren't happy. I figure they're not happy to begin with but that's a conversation for another day. Look at the other chimps. They groom each other, they eat, they drink, they visit with their friends and take care of their babies, just like we do. Sometimes though, there's something wrong with one of them. This guy is one of the ones that has something wrong with him."

"Is it the itch that's wrong? Maybe he could get a shot or something," the child innocently suggested, still watching the chimp scratch his itch.

"Well Kid, I would imagine if there was anything that could be done the staff here would already have done it. Sometimes there just isn't anything you can do but not look, ignore them. We should probably do that ourselves. He looks like he's really having a good time with himself and to be honest, it's nothing worth watching. It's not smart, it's not clever, it's not something any other chimp in the whole world couldn't do, and probably better, than this one, but this guys just likes the attention he gets from kids like you. I'd say he was a smart chimp but this is his ONLY trick and it's not really a trick at all."

"I can scratch just like that, wanna see?" the boy asked?

"Ummmm,'' his father said chuckling, "that's something you're not quite ready to try on your own yet, I hope. Why don't we leave this guy to himself, which he REALLY seems to enjoy, and go see the lions? It's almost feeding time."

"Yeah, cool. I really like lions. Wanna hear me roar like one? RAOWWWRRRR How was that Dad, did you think I was a lion?"

"Boy, I sure did. You had me fooled for a second there, unlike our scratching friend here. I think we're better off ignoring him anyway. He just seems to do it more when more people are watching him and I'm certainly not enjoying it. Come on Kid, let's go."

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

OK...BG is gonna give you all something here. Call the neighbors and the kids to the computer room. Ready?????

Temperature is gonna make NOOOOOOO more of a difference whether or not a Desert female produces a good clutch than it will with any other ball python. None...zero....nada. Got it fans? Deserts are what they are....whether that's good or bad BG is not ready to say yet. Waiting for his "whopper".:D

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So how many years of slugs proves it?

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Originally Posted by The Hedgehog

First, I will apologize. I wasn't aware that everyone was going to take that comment so seriously. So I'm sorry for insuating that you guys take bribes, and sorry that people make take that comment seriously.

Second, I like this forum, but sometimes I shake my head at what's allowed and what's not. rabernet, you bring up being an admin as being a volunteer. I'm well aware of this as I'm an Admin on 1 forum, and a moderator on 3 others. I can tell you that on our forums, this behavior would NOT be tolerated, and he would be in time-out.

You guys allow this behavior to continue, and that's your choice. I won't argue it, and it's for an entirely different discussion.

Again, I apologize for what I said, as it was out of line. Continue on with the discussion of Bananas and I will see my way out of this thread. :)

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BG has a question for yah Hedgey. Just EXACTLY what "behavior" do you think BP.net should ban? Those forums must be pretty boring places with you in charge. BG can see the comments now. Something like this. nice snake....beautiful...wish i had one...etc etc BOORRRRIIINNGGG.

If you go back and check you'll soon notice that BG does not mess with anyone first(unless warranted). He always responds to his critics though. What your obvious weakness to arrogance has clearly made you blind to see.....you'll learn a whole lot more from BG than you will 99.9% of the people that post on any reptile forum on the net. Hopefully one day you'll realize that. :gj:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

"No Son, the big chimp knows just what he's doing to the people watching," the father told his young son as they stood before the troop of chimps. It was a hot day and most of the primates behind the protective glass were napping in the shade or pawing through the pile of melon rinds hoping to find one with a bit of a tasty treat still attached.

"But Dad," the little boy said not taking his eyes off the chimp in front of him, "how come that one keeps touching himself....you know.... down there? What's he doing? Does it hurt him?" As a typical grade schooler the boy was very curious. As a typical grade schooler there was much he did not know.

The Father, proud of his son's curiosity but in any hurry to expose him to things he was too young to understand, found himself in a bit of a predicament. "Well Son," he said, brow furrowed deeply with the effort the coming explanation was going to take, "he's probably got an itch that needs scratching. It happens sometimes, even down there," the father told the boy hoping that his simple but essentially erroneous answer would put an end to a conversation he had hoped to have a few years down the road.

"But he's not scratching Dad," the boy said. "He's pulling on it. He's looking at us funny too. None of the other chimps look at us like that. I think he's hurting himself. Look, some other people think so too, they're looking away so they don't have to see him hurt himself. We should do something," the concerned child said to his father.

A veteran of many trips to the Monkey House at the zoo with his other children the father knew well what this chimp, affectionately called Master de Bator by both staff and zoo regulars, was doing. This chimp was no stranger to this type of scratching in front of a crowd. In fact, according to an overheard conversation, MdB seemed to enjoy being in front of a crowd, being relatively lethargic when no one was looking at him. He was known to throw feces, when he wasn't eating them himself, at the glass to get the attention of people who where looking at other primates. In fact, it was well known that the more he was ignored, the more attention he needed, the more poo flew. Master de Bator was not above smearing it all over himself if that's what it took to get people to watch his show.

"He'll be okay Kiddo, don't you worry about him. When your brothers and sisters were little I'd bring them here, just like I did you today, and he'd do the exact same thing. He never changes his routine and he never hurts himself. He's pretty gross with the poo flinging and eating and all, but some chimps just need attention really bad and will do anything to get it."

"But Dad, didn't you say that attention s'mores were more of a pain in the ass than they were worth?"

"Attention s'mores? Where'd you hear that?"

"You were talking to Mom about the new guy at work. I heard you in the living room when I was in the kitchen doing my homework. You said the attention s'mores at work were really a pain in the ass today? What's an attention s'more?

Once he had his laughter under control the father looked his son in the eye, picked him up and gave him a seriously large hug, and said, "Boy, you just made my day. An attention 's'more' as you so innocently put it, is someone, or in the case of our self flagellating friend here, that will do ANYTHING to get people to look at him. They need it or they just aren't happy. I figure they're not happy to begin with but that's a conversation for another day. Look at the other chimps. They groom each other, they eat, they drink, they visit with their friends and take care of their babies, just like we do. Sometimes though, there's something wrong with one of them. This guy is one of the ones that has something wrong with him."

"Is it the itch that's wrong? Maybe he could get a shot or something," the child innocently suggested, still watching the chimp scratch his itch.

"Well Kid, I would imagine if there was anything that could be done the staff here would already have done it. Sometimes there just isn't anything you can do but not look, ignore them. We should probably do that ourselves. He looks like he's really having a good time with himself and to be honest, it's nothing worth watching. It's not smart, it's not clever, it's not something any other chimp in the whole world couldn't do, and probably better, than this one, but this guys just likes the attention he gets from kids like you. I'd say he was a smart chimp but this is his ONLY trick and it's not really a trick at all."

"I can scratch just like that, wanna see?" the boy asked?

"Ummmm,'' his father said chuckling, "that's something you're not quite ready to try on your own yet, I hope. Why don't we leave this guy to himself, which he REALLY seems to enjoy, and go see the lions? It's almost feeding time."

"Yeah, cool. I really like lions. Wanna hear me roar like one? RAOWWWRRRR How was that Dad, did you think I was a lion?"

"Boy, I sure did. You had me fooled for a second there, unlike our scratching friend here. I think we're better off ignoring him anyway. He just seems to do it more when more people are watching him and I'm certainly not enjoying it. Come on Kid, let's go."

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The funny thing is Willy. BG does not deny your claims for one second. He wants all the attention he can get. What you're too blind to see is that EVERYONE can see how much it bothers you that Big Gunns takes away the "attention" from you and your long winded posts. :P:D

Face the facts buddy. BG is just more entertaining than you....sorry bro. :D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

BG has a question for yah Hedgey. Just EXACTLY what "behavior" do you think BP.net should ban? Those forums must be pretty boring places with you in charge. BG can see the comments now. Something like this. nice snake....beautiful...wish i had one...etc etc BOORRRRIIINNGGG.

If you go back and check you'll soon notice that BG does not mess with anyone first(unless warranted). He always responds to his critics though. What your obvious weakness to arrogance has clearly made you blind to see.....you'll learn a whole lot more from BG than you will 99.9% of the people that post on any reptile forum on the net. Hopefully one day you'll realize that. :gj:

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just not in a PM.

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you guys allow this behavior to continue, and that's your choice. I won't argue it, and it's for an entirely different discussion.

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I won't argue it either I will just make one last clear post on the subject.

OUR choice (compared to other forums) is to be consistent and follow the rules that were put in place, if we were to ban people for being silly, annoying, hard headed etc I can tell you I would likely slam that ban hammer once a day at least. :rolleyes:

People do get time out and do get ban however it is based on a very specific protocol that is the same for every single member of this forum, it's not based on personal feelings.

Break the TOS you will get an infraction which will carry a certain amount of points which can ultimately lead to a permanent ban............it might not be perfect but it is fair to everyone.

100 Points = Time out
150 Points = Ban Hammer

Again if a member annoys you use the ignore feature (Sometimes I wish I had that luxury) and you won't have to read a single post coming from them, or you can also chose not too and keep complaining about it but in this case you are the only one to blame.

Now back to your regular programing :rolleyes:

BG has a tip for the mods. You need to put yourselves on BG shifts. Once you notice that BG is bored and gonna be hanging out for a while you should hold a special BG pow wow. This is where you can decide who is in charge of calming down the newbies and the insecure who are not able to handle BG's antics.:P

BG is always willing to help where he can.:gj::D So....who's working the BG shift from 3 to 5am? BG will be back for some more entertainment of the troops. :D

Sooooo, about that Banana... :rolleyes:

yawn.....................

BG I have been stressed all day packing up snakes to prep for this damn hurricane.... This thread made my day and got my mind off things for a little while. I hope all is good and it was nice seeing you down south!!

Joe Ellis

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Originally Posted by MarkieJ

Sooooo, about that Banana... :rolleyes:

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I agree lets get back on the topic here, whats the deal with bananas other than they grow on trees?

BG just hit the ignore button on hedgy 50% of the posts are you two going back and forth.

You have over 1600 views to this post so the BP community wants to know.

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Originally Posted by The Hedgehog

Dude. Ignore feature. Works wonders. In a month or two, this troll will disappear without actually proving or saying anything, and all will be back to normal on BP.net. I'm not sure how much he's paying the admins of this site, but I'll bet it's a pretty penny to keep him here.

Once a troll, always a troll. This reminds me of his BS with the dolphins in Japan, and not minding his business. He's worthless, just let it go.

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Diverse opinions are allowed to be posted on this site. Unlike some other sites one must not be in agreement with the site owners to be allowed to post here. Any opinion is allowed to be expressed in a civil manner.
The site owners (those names in red) have enough integrity that their ethics are not swayed by money and are not for sale.
The same standards are applied to everyone in determining what is and is not not in keeping with the objective of having content that is acceptable to family members of all ages with a little more leeway allowed in the quarantine forum.
To even hint that bribery would influence the Administrators here is an allegation that is totally without merit.

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Originally Posted by MarkieJ

Sooooo, about that Banana... :rolleyes:

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Did you read BG's first post? What EXACTLY did he say he was gonna do with this thread?;)

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Originally Posted by JoeEllisReptiles

BG I have been stressed all day packing up snakes to prep for this damn hurricane.... This thread made my day and got my mind off things for a little while. I hope all is good and it was nice seeing you down south!!

Joe Ellis

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It's always nice seeing Big Gunns.....unless you're a leeetle minion or some other wimp.:D

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Originally Posted by joebad976

I agree lets get back on the topic here, whats the deal with bananas other than they grow on trees?

BG just hit the ignore button on hedgy 50% of the posts are you two going back and forth.

You have over 1600 views to this post so the BP community wants to know.

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"Wants to know" what? How to do it? Did BG say he was gonna tell all of you how to do it? :P

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

Diverse opinions are allowed to be posted on this site. Unlike some other sites one must not be in agreement with the site owners to be allowed to post here. Any opinion is allowed to be expressed in a civil manner.
The site owners (those names in red) have enough integrity that their ethics are not swayed by money and are not for sale.
The same standards are applied to everyone in determining what is and is not not in keeping with the objective of having content that is acceptable to family members of all ages with a little more leeway allowed in the quarantine forum.
To even hint that bribery would influence the Administrators here is an allegation that is totally without merit.

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Big Gunns can put this bribery claim to rest for everyone. There is a business or two that advertise on here that are directly affected by BG's "claims" in these threads. They can't be happy about them AT ALL. If BP-net was really in it for the cash.....BG would have been forced to shut up long ago. Now BG isn't sure if they tried to have him silenced or not, but as you can see.... Big Gunns is still yapping away and he has NEVER given anyone at BP-net a dime. A couple autographs and pics maybe, but no cash. ;):D

Hope that settles it for all of yah.:gj:

Very entertaining as always BG! My feet went to sleep sitting on the john...:D

Sent from my HTC Aria using Tapatalk...

And now the drum roll.......

Hi,

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........Big Gunns can put this bribery claim to rest for everyone. There is a business or two that advertise on here that are directly affected by BG's "claims" in these threads. They can't be happy about them AT ALL. If BP-net was really in it for the cash.....BG would have been forced to shut up long ago. Now BG isn't sure if they tried to have him silenced or not, but as you can see.... Big Gunns is still yapping away and he has NEVER given anyone at BP-net a dime. A couple autographs and pics maybe, but no cash. ;):D

Hope that settles it for all of yah.:gj:

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Just to put the final nail in this aspect.

Nobody from any side of this subject has tried to influence or otherwise affect the development or information presented in any of these recent threads on the site. At all.


dr del

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Originally Posted by wilomn

"No Son, the big chimp knows just what he's doing to the people watching," the father told his young son as they stood before the troop of chimps. It was a hot day and most of the primates behind the protective glass were napping in the shade or pawing through the pile of melon rinds hoping to find one with a bit of a tasty treat still attached.

"But Dad," the little boy said not taking his eyes off the chimp in front of him, "how come that one keeps touching himself....you know.... down there? What's he doing? Does it hurt him?" As a typical grade schooler the boy was very curious. As a typical grade schooler there was much he did not know.

The Father, proud of his son's curiosity but in any hurry to expose him to things he was too young to understand, found himself in a bit of a predicament. "Well Son," he said, brow furrowed deeply with the effort the coming explanation was going to take, "he's probably got an itch that needs scratching. It happens sometimes, even down there," the father told the boy hoping that his simple but essentially erroneous answer would put an end to a conversation he had hoped to have a few years down the road.

"But he's not scratching Dad," the boy said. "He's pulling on it. He's looking at us funny too. None of the other chimps look at us like that. I think he's hurting himself. Look, some other people think so too, they're looking away so they don't have to see him hurt himself. We should do something," the concerned child said to his father.

A veteran of many trips to the Monkey House at the zoo with his other children the father knew well what this chimp, affectionately called Master de Bator by both staff and zoo regulars, was doing. This chimp was no stranger to this type of scratching in front of a crowd. In fact, according to an overheard conversation, MdB seemed to enjoy being in front of a crowd, being relatively lethargic when no one was looking at him. He was known to throw feces, when he wasn't eating them himself, at the glass to get the attention of people who where looking at other primates. In fact, it was well known that the more he was ignored, the more attention he needed, the more poo flew. Master de Bator was not above smearing it all over himself if that's what it took to get people to watch his show.

"He'll be okay Kiddo, don't you worry about him. When your brothers and sisters were little I'd bring them here, just like I did you today, and he'd do the exact same thing. He never changes his routine and he never hurts himself. He's pretty gross with the poo flinging and eating and all, but some chimps just need attention really bad and will do anything to get it."

"But Dad, didn't you say that attention s'mores were more of a pain in the ass than they were worth?"

"Attention s'mores? Where'd you hear that?"

"You were talking to Mom about the new guy at work. I heard you in the living room when I was in the kitchen doing my homework. You said the attention s'mores at work were really a pain in the ass today? What's an attention s'more?

Once he had his laughter under control the father looked his son in the eye, picked him up and gave him a seriously large hug, and said, "Boy, you just made my day. An attention 's'more' as you so innocently put it, is someone, or in the case of our self flagellating friend here, that will do ANYTHING to get people to look at him. They need it or they just aren't happy. I figure they're not happy to begin with but that's a conversation for another day. Look at the other chimps. They groom each other, they eat, they drink, they visit with their friends and take care of their babies, just like we do. Sometimes though, there's something wrong with one of them. This guy is one of the ones that has something wrong with him."

"Is it the itch that's wrong? Maybe he could get a shot or something," the child innocently suggested, still watching the chimp scratch his itch.

"Well Kid, I would imagine if there was anything that could be done the staff here would already have done it. Sometimes there just isn't anything you can do but not look, ignore them. We should probably do that ourselves. He looks like he's really having a good time with himself and to be honest, it's nothing worth watching. It's not smart, it's not clever, it's not something any other chimp in the whole world couldn't do, and probably better, than this one, but this guys just likes the attention he gets from kids like you. I'd say he was a smart chimp but this is his ONLY trick and it's not really a trick at all."

"I can scratch just like that, wanna see?" the boy asked?

"Ummmm,'' his father said chuckling, "that's something you're not quite ready to try on your own yet, I hope. Why don't we leave this guy to himself, which he REALLY seems to enjoy, and go see the lions? It's almost feeding time."

"Yeah, cool. I really like lions. Wanna hear me roar like one? RAOWWWRRRR How was that Dad, did you think I was a lion?"

"Boy, I sure did. You had me fooled for a second there, unlike our scratching friend here. I think we're better off ignoring him anyway. He just seems to do it more when more people are watching him and I'm certainly not enjoying it. Come on Kid, let's go."

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God how I have missed your wit Wes! :) BG....sadly not missed nearly as much:(

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"No Son, the big chimp knows just what he's doing ..."

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This is funny. I likes it.

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God how I have missed your wit Wes! :) BG....sadly not missed nearly as much:(

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Looking at the date you joined the site it's very understandable. :D

Dear bg. I can't send you my fan girl pm when your box is full :(

This thread, and a couple others like it are being locked. The reason for this is because these threads are leading to some very serious allegations being alluded to without any shred of substantive evidence. BP.net will not be party to libel.

The administrators of BP.net are not afraid to discuss what could be some high-dollar issues regarding the breeding and marketing potential of certain morphs, and new threads will be started to continue the discussion. These threads will NOT be places for conspiracy innuendos or back-handed comments about any individual or business. They are NOT venues for "calling out" anyone.

If a member of this site has a SPECIFIC charge to bring against a specific individual or business, this must be done properly in the Inquiry Forum. Full names must be disclosed and all known evidence laid out thoroughly so the issue may be properly addressed, rebutted and defended.

We will no longer tolerate these sorts of insinuations an innuendos and doing so may earn very serious infraction points.