Repticon Columbia SC March 13 & 14

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Pffff! Whatever, bring it Frenchie!! P.S. I do agree that you bite though.



Good news, Petsmart sells alot of bird stuff!:banana:

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Not at bird show prices! :P

Lookout all BG fans out there. The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind is probably going to go. He hasn't decided for sure whether he should sign autographs in Texas or South Carolina, but it looks like it's gonna be SC.:banana:

BG did notice that there was a lot of his fans at Hamburg that were either scared to ask for an autograph, or just didn't reralize that his greatness was there(hard to do considering the crowds):D. Too bad, it could have been the greatest day of your life to finally meet him.:P:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Lookout all BG fans out there. The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind is probably going to go. He hasn't decided for sure whether he should sign autographs in Texas or South Carolina, but it looks like it's gonna be SC.:banana:

BG did notice that there was a lot of his fans at Hamburg that were either scared to ask for an autograph, or just didn't reralize that his greatness was there(hard to do considering the crowds):D. Too bad, it could have been the greatest day of your life to finally meet him.:P:D

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Come on BG, bring it out to Columbia, I'll ask for an autograph and post it here and "clears throat" other forums, for everyone to see, we need a celebrity in Columbia, make it worth my drive from Atlanta! :salute:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Come on BG, bring it out to Columbia, I'll ask for an autograph and post it here and "clears throat" other forums, for everyone to see, we need a celebrity in Columbia, make it worth my drive from Atlanta! :salute:

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BG usually gets paid for making guest appearances. It all depends on which show promoter pays him the most.:D He's never made an appearance in SC though, so it looks like that's where he'll go no matter how much money he's paid.;)

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

BG usually gets paid for making guest appearances. It all depends on which show promoter pays him the most.:D He's never made an appearance in SC though, so it looks like that's where he'll go no matter how much money he's paid.;)

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I got a dollar I can throw in!!!!

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

I got a dollar I can throw in!!!!

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Hmm, I can go a buck fifty! (And yes we are talking Washingtons, not Benjamins):taz:

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Not at bird show prices! :P

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Bet you can't meet Big Gunns at any bird show! Right BG?

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

I got a dollar I can throw in!!!!

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Hmm, I can go a buck fifty! (And yes we are talking Washingtons, not Benjamins):taz:

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Sorry fans....that's just not gonna do. BG only accepts Clevelands......Grover Clevelands:D(google it)

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Bet you can't meet Big Gunns at any bird show! Right BG?

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Nope....BG has never been to a bird show. Although he has been to a bird and reptile show.

BG can I at least get a picture taken with you for the dollar?

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

BG can I at least get a picture taken with you for the dollar?

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BG's don't take pictures :colbert:

so i am just screwed no matter how you look at it

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

so i am just screwed no matter how you look at it

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Pretty much, he is a celebrity........you're lucky if you get to look at him, he has people!

This is outrageous that someone of such mind boggling metaphors and third person speech, is going to arrive to a reptile show in the south! Big Gunns if your there, make it known.

Ahh~ It's my birthday and I prolly won't get a change to even go. :tears:

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

BG can I at least get a picture taken with you for the dollar?

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BG won't even acknowledge you exist for a buck.:P

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

BG's don't take pictures :colbert:

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Sure he does....of himself in the mirror.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

so i am just screwed no matter how you look at it

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May BG suggest a BG picture loan. Banks have been giving 5% interest on them for years. You must show the loan officer that you can't live without the pic to get this rate though.:D

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Pretty much, he is a celebrity........you're lucky if you get to look at him, he has people!

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Yes he does.....and they're nowhere near as nice as BG if you try and get close to him without cash.:D

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Originally Posted by steveboos

This is outrageous that someone of such mind boggling metaphors and third person speech, is going to arrive to a reptile show in the south! Big Gunns if your there, make it known.

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There will be no need to "make it known". The screaming fans and increase in security should let you know that BG has arrived.:banana:

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Originally Posted by Shieny

Ahh~ It's my birthday and I prolly won't get a change to even go. :tears:

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The last time BG checked....birthdays are only one day. Although Big Gunns birthday is celebrated for 2 weeks worldwide.:D

Well I did have to fight my way through the crowd chanting "BG BG BG!" outside of Hamburg:)

Maybe Fat Boy can break out some "I MET BG IN SC...AND I VOTE" shirts for the Columbia show!! All proceeds will go to my personal gain, probally a snake or 2.

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Originally Posted by waltah!

Well I did have to fight my way through the crowd chanting "BG BG BG!" outside of Hamburg:)

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Those women in thongs were crazy weren't they?:D

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Maybe Fat Boy can break out some "I MET BG IN SC...AND I VOTE" shirts for the Columbia show!! All proceeds will go to my personal gain, probally a snake or 2.

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Funny you should say this. BG has been considering making Big Gunns Army shirts. Since BG has huge pull throughout the industry(or not)....wearing one of these shirts will come with many benefits(definitely not) .....or you might just get beat up(most definitely).:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

BG has been considering making Big Gunns Army shirts.

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Im in!!!

I'm in too!!!

BG, the fact that they were wearing thongs made it much easier to sell the their "I keep snakes and I vote" Tshirts:).....it was a cold morning.

all these people comming on the forum, im gonna have to hold signs of your online names to meet, ya, also wasn't those chippendale dancers in g-strings waiting for BG
lol, bests post ever man

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

all these people comming on the forum, im gonna have to hold signs of your online names to meet, ya

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We'll be wearing our Prototype Python shirts pictured below on Saturday when we go, I am sure. Make sure you say hey, it will be me, my wife, and our little girl (modeling the shirts, lol).

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...rotoShirt2.jpg

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

We'll be wearing our Prototype Python shirts pictured below on Saturday when we go, I am sure. Make sure you say hey, it will be me, my wife, and our little girl (modeling the shirts, lol).

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...rotoShirt2.jpg

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Shaun that is not "little" girl!!! That is "miss diva" to you!!!

BG...FatBoy made the shirt the cute little girl above is wearing...;)...so if BG is serious about getting some shirts done stop by and talk to FatBoy at his table in Columbia, he does pretty good work...:D

Am I the only one who wants to talk in 3rd person while in a thread with BG???????????:rolleye2:

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

BG...FatBoy made the shirt the cute little girl above is wearing...;)...so if BG is serious about getting some shirts done stop by and talk to FatBoy at his table in Columbia, he does pretty good work...:D

Am I the only one who wants to talk in 3rd person while in a thread with BG???????????:rolleye2:

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yes you are Frankie but is ok we still love you!!!

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

BG...FatBoy made the shirt the cute little girl above is wearing...;)...so if BG is serious about getting some shirts done stop by and talk to FatBoy at his table in Columbia, he does pretty good work...:D

Am I the only one who wants to talk in 3rd person while in a thread with BG???????????:rolleye2:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Im in!!!

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Originally Posted by jeffh231979

I'm in too!!!

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BG will keep his fans posted. :gj:

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Originally Posted by waltah!

BG, the fact that they were wearing thongs made it much easier to sell the their "I keep snakes and I vote" Tshirts:).....it was a cold morning.

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No wonder they were po'd at BG. Didn't you get the memo? Women in thongs get free T-shirts.:D

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

all these people comming on the forum, im gonna have to hold signs of your online names to meet, ya, also wasn't those chippendale dancers in g-strings waiting for BG
lol, bests post ever man

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Unfortunately it's true.....but that's only because it was our 10 year reunion back from BG's Chippendale days. Some of those guys really let themselves go.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

We'll be wearing our Prototype Python shirts pictured below on Saturday when we go, I am sure. Make sure you say hey, it will be me, my wife, and our little girl (modeling the shirts, lol).

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...rotoShirt2.jpg

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Don't worry, BG always finds time for his fans.

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

BG...FatBoy made the shirt the cute little girl above is wearing...;)...so if BG is serious about getting some shirts done stop by and talk to FatBoy at his table in Columbia, he does pretty good work...:D

Am I the only one who wants to talk in 3rd person while in a thread with BG???????????:rolleye2:

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BG is serious, but he's not 100% sure what he's doing. BG got back in this cold weather for 1 day and already he feels like he has the swine flu. :tears::tears::tears: Hopefully BG's superior genes can kick it.

lol-its a hard knock life

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

BG is serious, but he's not 100% sure what he's doing. BG got back in this cold weather for 1 day and already he feels like he has the swine flu. :tears::tears::tears: Hopefully BG's superior genes can kick it.

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Ahh, all you need BG is some of this southern air, and take a look at some of our southern gals and you'll be over that sickness in no time! :gj:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

Ahh, all you need BG is some of this southern air, and take a look at some of our southern gals and you'll be over that sickness in no time! :gj:

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Well BG needs something to fix him up. The Gunns are shriveling up:tears::tears:, but the abs looks great.:D

all this talk about BG.....good thing i'll be there....wouldn't want to miss out ;)

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Well BG needs something to fix him up. The Gunns are shriveling up:tears::tears:, but the abs looks great.:D

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See you in Columbia!

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

all this talk about BG.....good thing i'll be there....wouldn't want to miss out ;)

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See BG, there ya go, you already have the southern girls waiting for your appearance in SC. :salute:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

See you in Columbia!



See BG, there ya go, you already have the southern girls waiting for your appearance in SC. :salute:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

hey Jeff....i'll get a pic of me & BG just for you LOL

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

hey Jeff....i'll get a pic of me & BG just for you LOL

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Angie I owe you big time!!!!

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

See you in Columbia!



See BG, there ya go, you already have the southern girls waiting for your appearance in SC. :salute:

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Did you really expect anything different? States have passed laws that BG is not allowed to say when he'll be coming because of the hysteria he causes with the women. BG thinks it was all the angry husbands that passed these laws.:rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

hey Jeff....i'll get a pic of me & BG just for you LOL

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You're gonna need to be quick, BG is an expert at avoiding the paparazzi.:D BG has no problem taking one of his signature "Big Gunns pictures" though. Maybe one of Big Gunns long time fans can explain just what that is.

BG your life is shrouded in mystery and unknown-ables, when will you come clean?!? Anyway watch out for all the HOTS there, the snakes don't care if you have Big Guns cause they have big fangs!

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Originally Posted by steveboos

BG your life is shrouded in mystery and unknown-ables, when will you come clean?!? Anyway watch out for all the HOTS there, the snakes don't care if you have Big Guns cause they have big fangs!

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Have you ever seen what happens to a fang when it bites into steel?:strong::strong:;)

no spit, and all jokes aside, after almost a year of reading BGs post, i really would like to meet him, actually it would feel like meeting a famous comedian(sp), lol are you really comming Gunns

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

no spit, and all jokes aside, after almost a year of reading BGs post, i really would like to meet him, actually it would feel like meeting a famous comedian(sp), lol are you really comming Gunns

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It wouldn't just "feel like"....you would be "meeting a famous comedian".:P

BG is gonna try and make it. He had many things he needed to do this week and he got nothing done though. BG has been ill.:tears::tears: It should make everyone feel much better that even The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind is in fact human.....no matter what he says.:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

You're gonna need to be quick, BG is an expert at avoiding the paparazzi.:D BG has no problem taking one of his signature "Big Gunns pictures" though. Maybe one of Big Gunns long time fans can explain just what that is.

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Ok...someone please explain that one :confused:

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

Ok...someone please explain that one :confused:

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I am afraid you probably don't want to know.;)

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

I am afraid you probably don't want to know.;)

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lol :rofl::rofl::rofl:
and yet with my twisted mind that only makes me more curious!

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

I am afraid you probably don't want to know.;)

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:rofl: Considering it's Big Gunns, you would expect something crazy, but it's not.....although it will make perfect sense once you know. An old time fan would know for sure. You are all a bunch of rookies.

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

lol :rofl::rofl::rofl:
and yet with my twisted mind that only makes me more curious!

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Something tells Big Gunns he might wanna make something up. Miss Dixie seems like she just might fall for it. :rofl:

Hey BG! Dont know ya, but i am a huge and yes new fan! Your posts and comments are great!!!
MissDixie is a lil morbid and yes twisted... But not easily deceived! LOL
Just a heads up, I accept no reponsibilty for her!!! ROFLOL!
After 14 years with her, I still accept no responsibility!!! Lol

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Originally Posted by DixiePythons

Hey BG! Dont know ya, but i am a huge and yes new fan! Your posts and comments are great!!!
MissDixie is a lil morbid and yes twisted... But not easily deceived! LOL
Just a heads up, I accept no reponsibilty for her!!! ROFLOL!
After 14 years with her, I still accept no responsibility!!! Lol

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Big Gunns will translate the true meaning of this post. In other words....this is what DixiePythons wanted to say.

Listen up Big Gunns. Everyone knows what a stud you are, but MissDixie(shouldn't it be Mrs;)) is my wife. I'll be keeping a close eye on her that weekend just to make sure she doesn't pose for any pictures I wouldn't approve of. I have my eye on you buddy.:rage::rage:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns will translate the true meaning of this post. In other words....this is what DixiePythons wanted to say.

Listen up Big Gunns. Everyone knows what a stud you are, but MissDixie(shouldn't it be Mrs;)) is my wife. I'll be keeping a close eye on her that weekend just to make sure she doesn't pose for any pictures I wouldn't approve of. I have my eye on you buddy.:rage::rage:

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See...MissDixie(Mrs Dixie) knows that Mr Dixie does not need to or would attempt to keep an eye on MissDixie... As far as her posing for a pic.. as long as you handle the police... Mr. Dixie cant and refuses to try to stop her!!! ROFLMAO!!!
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: :banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by DixiePythons

See...MissDixie(Mrs Dixie) knows that Mr Dixie does not need to or would attempt to keep an eye on MissDixie... As far as her posing for a pic.. as long as you handle the police... Mr. Dixie cant and refuses to try to stop her!!! ROFLMAO!!!
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Well Guys, it looks like Mr. Dixie is gonna allow MissDixie to pose for any pic that BG can convince her to do(very foolish:D)....... Any ideas?????:rofl:

Naw...sorry pervs.:colbert: BG will just show her what a true Big Gunns picture is. BG takes them wherever he goes.

A true Big Gunns pic is all anyone could ask for! Nothing perv about it!

ROFLOL!

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Originally Posted by DixiePythons

A true Big Gunns pic is all anyone could ask for! Nothing perv about it!

ROFLOL!

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You do realize that Big Gunns gets big money for pics. He might make an exception, but only if you bring his favorite food. SubWay Macadamia cookies.:D