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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Oh so sorry. I forgot your vast MONTHS of herp knowledge.....LOL
I've been keeping herps for 4 years now (I don't count the herps when I was little cuz I didn't know much about them), just not the Monitors too much LOL:rolleyes:
Though, I seem to be doing most of the research for my sister and her baby Sav.:weirdface
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Ok Big Gastrocnemius, now you've got a kid, not a bid kid by the way, defending your claims of hugiousity.
Maybe it's time to put up or shut up.
Tiff, that claim about the snake was soundly refuted if I recall correctly. When you are using such as a base intended to establish a factual relationship to the subject at hand, it is best to have actual facts and not just folk tales backing you up.
LOL well I can easily believe a lie... though, I DID see pics of the dude holding up the snake, so for me that's just enough proof LOL.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany
LOL well I can easily believe a lie... though, I DID see pics of the dude holding up the snake, so for me that's just enough proof LOL.
Tiff, PLEASE think before you hit the post button.
If someone posts a picture, THAT'S all you need to believe?
Back to the end of the line girl, you just messed up big time.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.
There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.
To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.
To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.
One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.
For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.
Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.
Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.
Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.
....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.
BG doesn't know who skiploder is, but he sure seems like a genius to Big Gunns.
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Ok Big Gastrocnemius, now you've got a kid, not a bid kid by the way, defending your claims of hugiousity.
Maybe it's time to put up or shut up.
Tiff, that claim about the snake was soundly refuted if I recall correctly. When you are using such as a base intended to establish a factual relationship to the subject at hand, it is best to have actual facts and not just folk tales backing you up.
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Oh so sorry. I forgot your vast MONTHS of herp knowledge.....LOL
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Tiff, PLEASE think before you hit the post button.
If someone posts a picture, THAT'S all you need to believe?
Back to the end of the line girl, you just messed up big time.
Would you two meanies stop picking on leeetle Coolio.
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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany
I've been keeping herps for 4 years now (I don't count the herps when I was little cuz I didn't know much about them), just not the Monitors too much LOL:rolleyes:
Though, I seem to be doing most of the research for my sister and her baby Sav.:weirdface
Don't worry kiddo, they're just showing you how tough they are by picking on you. Big Gunns is scared to death......or is he laughing his perfect behind off...one of the two.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Still no pics BG :'( :colbert: lol
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by reptidude1
Still no pics BG :'( :colbert: lol
As Big Gunns new best buddy Skiploder said. It's just not "spiced" right yet.;):D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
As Big Gunns new best buddy Skiploder said. It's just not "spiced" right yet.;):D
LMAO...carry on.:rofl:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by broadude
LMAO...carry on.:rofl:
Big Gunns recognizes that avatar.;):D
Big Gunns almost forgot. Did he ever tell his fans about how he swam with wild Water Monitors in the Ocean and hand fed them? Just in case he didn't, he thought he might right now.:D
This was just his training for when he met the wild Komodo Dragons of course.;):D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
big guns is steve irwin imho
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
I should have posted this before this thread got mean
http://blogs.technet.com/photos/gray.../original.aspx
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
i can only say I glad I never took one in I bet those sucker got one heck of a diet that drive me to the poor houser to feed. let alone more around ( have to glue( weld or something ) to the neck so it hangs foot infront of it nose just out of reach ot move it around the house t oclean it room( old carrot onthe stick joke from world of warcraft) lol heckI know I could not pick up let alone carry or walkr with a lizard that large in my arms.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.
There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.
To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.
To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.
One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.
For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.
Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.
Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.
Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.
....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.
Ah, but what I love about this post, and this thread.....
If BG doesn't ever post the photo, then he is seen as a liar by most.
If BG does post photos, then he's simply been stirring the pot, for the sole purpose of stirring the pot.
Either way, both are fantastic gestures by a person starved for attention in a world outside of BP.net.
There is a reason he is on my ignore list. I graduated from forum school a long time ago.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Soterios
Ah, but what I love about this post, and this thread.....
If BG doesn't ever post the photo, then he is seen as a liar by most.
If BG does post photos, then he's simply been stirring the pot, for the sole purpose of stirring the pot.
Either way, both are fantastic gestures by a person starved for attention in a world outside of BP.net.
There is a reason he is on my ignore list. I graduated from forum school a long time ago.
Big Gunns loves how the people that have him on their "ignore list" always seem to be commenting on him. Big Gunns finds that AMAZING.:D
Greatness is just impossible to ignore....but then again...so is a car wreck.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Greatness is just impossible to ignore....but then again...so is a car wreck.:D
Another chink in the armor Big Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Another chink in the armor PERFECT Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
Big Gunns sees no such "chink". :P and Big Gunns best buddy(mirror) would never lie to him.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Another chink in the armor Big Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Big Gunns sees no such "chink". :P and Big Gunns best buddy(mirror) would never lie to him.:D
I'm beginning to think that Big Guffaw does not see many things at all that he thinks he sees quite clearly.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by bamf64
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
Why not? I did it all the time back in Junior High.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
I'm beginning to think that Big Guffaw does not see many things at all that he thinks he sees quite clearly.
Big Gunns will tel yah this much Willy....BG "sees" you very clearly.;):D
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Originally Posted by bamf64
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
His fans will not allow him to quit.....and he doesn't want to.:gj:
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Originally Posted by Jerhart
Why not? I did it all the time back in Junior High.
And wasn't that some of the most fun you ever had in your life.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Darkice
Big Gunns wants this Monitor also if it's a male. See if Jim wants to sell it and pm BG. BG gives finder fees.:gj:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Big Gunns wants this Monitor also if it's a male. See if Jim wants to sell it and pm BG. BG gives finder fees.:gj:
How wont sell it. Dargo is as tame as a puppy and loves being held. Would you give up a monitor this nice?:cool:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Darkice
How wont sell it. Dargo is as tame as a puppy and loves being held. Would you give up a monitor this nice?:cool:
There is not a single thing on this planet that's not for sale. Ask him his price, and ask him if he's looking for any cool snakes. BG has many to choose from.:D Some of them could be yours.;):D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
And wasn't that some of the most fun you ever had in your life.:D
Personally, Jr High sucked. I can't imagine a single person who liked it. To this day thinking about those horrible 4 years makes me get hot headed, and that's pretty hard to do since I'm normally a very chill guy.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by mainbutter
Personally, Jr High sucked. I can't imagine a single person who liked it. To this day thinking about those horrible 4 years makes me get hot headed, and that's pretty hard to do since I'm normally a very chill guy.
Big Gunns loved it, but he was very popular. Sorry you didn't have the same experience. High school was even better for BG. Of course, the best looking girl in school was BG's GF....that would kinda go without saying though;):D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
There is not a single thing on this planet that's not for sale. Ask him his price, and ask him if he's looking for any cool snakes. BG has many to choose from.:D Some of them could be yours.;):D
I just sent him a text but i dont think he will sell. Money is not something he is lacking and he has never been into snakes.
Jim is my best friend on the planet and i would never try to convince him to sell one of his kids for a finders fee or a bribe with any amount of snakes.
If he wants to sell Dargo thats up to him.
Ok he just texted me back. Said he will Never sell Dargo. Sorry big gunns
He does breed them though if you want one let me know. He does the all black water monitors and the Sulphor ones too.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Darkice
I just sent him a text but i dont think he will sell. Money is not something he is lacking and he has never been into snakes.
Jim is my best friend on the planet and i would never try to convince him to sell one of his kids for a finders fee or a bribe with any amount of snakes.
If he wants to sell Dargo thats up to him.
Ok he just texted me back. Said he will Never sell Dargo. Sorry big gunns
He does breed them though if you want one let me know. He does the all black water monitors and the Sulphor ones too.
Big Gunns has a couple of half Sulphurs. The one big girl is one of them. They were bred by Prehistoric. Mike Wilbanks bought them and sold them to me at about 5 1/2 feet long a few years ago.
The one girl hasn't grown much since then, but the other is massive for a female. BG has been traveling a lot lately and had someone take care of them for him, and she has seriously grown a ton in the last year. The color on them is awesome, but nothing like the baby CB one that BG saw years ago at Rare Earth. That thing was AMAZING.
Find out what he has for sale in tame males. BG is in the market for one. Also tell him that if he ever decides to sell his big poppa, BG wants him.:gj:
Tell yah what, BG will get you something priceless if you can convince him. An autographed pic of BG and his female monster water. Money just can't buy that....it's "priceless".:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Oh so sorry. I forgot your vast MONTHS of herp knowledge.....LOL
Thats why I dont like this guy.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Hotshot
Thats why I dont like this guy.:D
Which guy?
.........Pat?
.........Big Gunns?
.........your invisible friend?
Please clarify. Your post is vague and confusing.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
Which guy?
.........Pat?
.........Big Gunns?
.........your invisible friend?
Please clarify. Your post is vague and confusing.
Since he used the word "like" instead of the word "love" and he did quote Cakes...... BG is assuming it's him. You know what they say about people who "assume" though.:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
Which guy?
.........Pat?
.........Big Gunns?
.........your invisible friend?
Please clarify. Your post is vague and confusing.
My *invisible friend* :rolleyes:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Well if bg is a secret genius, mastermind, breeding legend, I still think this thread is a load of crap. Stirring up people, getting folks all riled up over the real or imagined.... doesn't really matter much. It's just feeding his need to be a spectacle!
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Hotshot
Thats why I dont like this guy.:D
Awwww shucks....
Who are you again?
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by singingtothewheat
Well if bg is a secret genius, mastermind, breeding legend, I still think this thread is a load of crap. Stirring up people, getting folks all riled up over the real or imagined.... doesn't really matter much. It's just feeding his need to be a spectacle!
Big Gunns is all of those, but funny thing is, this thread was never started for the purpose of "stirring up people". One of these years BG will get around to posting a pic.
Big Gunns doesn't "need to be"....he just IS a "spectacle"....especially when trying to....HMMMMMM **BG thinking of something he does bad to be funny*** can't think of anything.....oh well:D
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Awwww shucks....
Who are you again?
Well...if he/she is talking about you Cakes, he/she is obviously a very intelligent person. If he/she is talking about Big Gunns, it's the exact opposite. :P:D
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Awwww shucks....
Who are you again?
Doesn't matter I'm no match to you're vast YEARS of putting people down on BP.net alrighty then *Cakes* lmao!
Anyway, the reason I posted here is so I can join the rest of the folks and wait for a picture :D
P.S I haven't posted on BP.net for so long for one reason, and it still hasn't changed although I do read a lot and keep up on everything :). BG you rock
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Hotshot
Doesn't matter I'm no match to you're vast YEARS of putting people down on BP.net alrighty then *Cakes* lmao!
Anyway, the reason I posted here is so I can join the rest of the folks and wait for a picture :D
P.S I haven't posted on BP.net for so long for one reason, and it still hasn't changed although I do read a lot and keep up on everything :). BG you rock
There's no way that BG's good buddy Cakes has been doing this. Big Gunns is going to look into it.....BG just can't believe this could be true.:tears::tears:
Yes BG does "rock".:gj:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. This thread is hilarious!!!
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Icatsme
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. This thread is hilarious!!!
I thought so myself. :8:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Patrick Long
Awwww shucks....
Who are you again?
Congrats Pat, you have a fan. Be wary, his use of the sarcastic emoticon is masterful........
Maybe he'll start a Twitter page or a Blog about you..........
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
Congrats Pat, you have a fan. Be wary, his use of the sarcastic emoticon is masterful........
Maybe he'll start a Twitter page or a Blog about you..........
LOL
No really, LOL.
Maybe hotshot is another tiny peter.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
Congrats Pat, you have a fan. Be wary, his use of the sarcastic emoticon is masterful........
Maybe he'll start a Twitter page or a Blog about you..........
I was thinking MSN or even yahoo! :) Everyone else can have fun but I can't? :(
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
LOL
No really, LOL.
Maybe hotshot is another tiny peter.
Is this something you're an expert on Willy?:D Big Gunns will know who to ask if he has any question about someone in the future.:P:rofl:
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Originally Posted by Hotshot
I was thinking MSN or even yahoo! :) Everyone else can have fun but I can't? :(
Big Gunns fans can have the fun they want.:banana::banana:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Is this something you're an expert on Willy?:D Big Gunns will know who to ask if he has any question about someone in the future.:P:rofl:
Big Gunns fans can have the fun they want.:banana::banana:
Bloated Gonads, is it terribly difficult looking out your own eyes while having your own head up your own behind all at the same time?
tiny peter is my stalker. You know, that really smart really nice really knowledgeable guy who just got his dumbass kick off this site for being a dumbass....
Don't you pay attention to anyone but yourself?
DOH!!! THAT was a dumb question if ever I've asked one.
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Bloated Gonads, is it terribly difficult looking out your own eyes while having your own head up your own behind all at the same time?tiny peter is my stalker. You know, that really smart really nice really knowledgeable guy who just got his dumbass kick off this site for being a dumbass....
Don't you pay attention to anyone but yourself?
DOH!!! THAT was a dumb question if ever I've asked one.
How did YOU even know this was possible. Was the experiment painful?:D
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Originally Posted by broadude
How did YOU even know this was possible. Was the experiment painful?:D
Do you know what a question is? I know you know what a dumbass is.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Do you know what a question is? I know you know what a dumbass is.
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Bloated Gonads, is it terribly difficult looking out your own eyes while having your own head up your own behind all at the same time?
I know a question when I see it:
You asked if Gunn was having a difficult time seeing while his head was up his behind.
You did NOT ask if Gunns had his head up his behind and how he managed to get it up there, but you spoke as if the feat were already accomplished and asked if it were difficult for HIM to see while in that position.
So again, I ask (this is a question) was the experience painful?:rofl:
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Bloated Gonads, is it terribly difficult looking out your own eyes while having your own head up your own behind all at the same time?
tiny peter is my stalker. You know, that really smart really nice really knowledgeable guy who just got his dumbass kick off this site for being a dumbass....
Don't you pay attention to anyone but yourself?
DOH!!! THAT was a dumb question if ever I've asked one.
First....you seem to fixated on the rear end.:D BG can't help yah with this problem Willy....you're on your own.
Isn't it lucky for you that your fan is gone and you can finally sleep? BG is happy for you Willy.....the last thing BG wants is to see one of his forum buddies he never met yet to feel unhappy.:D
Big Gunns pays "attention" only to Big Gunns fans.....so he has no idea what goes on in Leeetle Willy's world.:gj:
As far as your last statement, Big Gunns is sure you've asked many.:P:D
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Originally Posted by broadude
How did YOU even know this was possible. Was the experiment painful?:D
Willy knows EVERYTHING.:gj: Haven't you seen all his highly informative posts with lots of fancy words?:D
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Do you know what a question is? I know you know what a dumbass is.
BG just figured out why you seem so fixated.....doesn't it take one to know one.:rofl:
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Originally Posted by broadude
I know a question when I see it:
You asked if Gunn was having a difficult time seeing while his head was up his behind.
You did NOT ask if Gunns had his head up his behind and how he managed to get it up there, but you spoke as if the feat were already accomplished and asked if it were difficult for HIM to see while in that position.
So again, I ask (this is a question) was the experience painful?:rofl:
Willy is the toughest internet poster BG has ever met. He feels no pain.:D
He does seem to be easily bothered though....and this coming from someone who is constantly posting sarcastic responses.:confused: BG will toughen yah up Leeetle Willy....no worries mate.:gj:
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If you're gonna poke BG...he's gonna poke back. Just a warning. He has a very BIG poker...and knows how to use it.
That's good to know. I like to watch the crash and burn scenario and sometime I could really use a really big poker to keep things going properly.
As always and with everyone, I'm sure glad you're here Benign Generosity.
I'm sure glad you're here.
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Originally Posted by wilomn
If you're gonna poke BG...he's gonna poke back. Just a warning. He has a very BIG poker...and knows how to use it.
That's good to know. I like to watch the crash and burn scenario and sometime I could really use a really big poker to keep things going properly.
As always and with everyone, I'm sure glad you're here Benign Generosity.
I'm sure glad you're here.
If you may be suggesting that the Almighty one is going to "crash and burn"....you don't know Big Gunns that well.:D
Big Gunns is "glad you're here" also Leeetle Willy. BG needs peeps like you to thrive and survive.:gj: You could learn a thing or two from Big Gunns. The first lesson being.....if you're gonna dish it, you better be ready to EAT IT!!!!!:P:D:D
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Originally Posted by Big Gunns
You could learn a thing or two from Big Gunns. The first lesson being.....if you're gonna dish it, you better be ready to EAT IT!!!!!:P:D:D
LOL!! If I had enough room in my sig, this would be in my sig LOL:8:
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