SnakeBytesTV-Reptile Addiction

Two weeks into the show All the breeders would have garden hose fetishes trying to breed the walmart watering hoses. They are all in the back yard trying to breed the walmart special black and orange hose with the recessive green and yellow hose. Adam W. in the back corner crying because his hose is on and he thinks it has a respiratory infection!:)

Eventually the producers would have to put them all in velcro shoes to avoid confusion with shoelaces being cornsnakes and ban pasta noodles and spaghetti from being cooked because that puts all the breeders into DT's! :)

No one will probably ever read this lol, but I think I have the base for a fictional best selling reptile book? lol

The Title?????????????????

Snakes of Our Lives?

The young and the Herpless?

Clutch turino?

Children of the Scaleless Corn?

yeah im definately writing a story about this!!!!!! Scene one would catch the breeders checking into the clinic for reptile rehab. Things seem to be going fine and the first two from Bailey and Bailey reptiles are checked into their room with minimal issues. There is some worries about the Markus Jayne company from Canada do to some passport issues but in reality they are stuck in customs trying to explain why the xray machine fried three juvenile retic pythons........

As we cut back to the beautiful weather of california we see Ralph Davis coming up to the door, before he can get in he has to pass inspection...much like the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean 3 it takes Ralph 25 minutes to check in as he disgruntely continues to pull snakes out of his clothes he was trying to smuggle in. Once past the front line defense, Ralph chuckles as the house parents failed to notice his nice green belt and buckle that was acutally a 2 year old GTP:)

k lol i think ill stop with the book ...........