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  • 03-04-2009, 10:03 PM
    nixer
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by pitsandpythons View Post
    Trust me that's two less cage I have to clean up this weekend...I was actually pretty happy this happened...

    ***Forgot to mention that I did get in trouble because I put them over the dining room table and on some of the kids school stuff rather than back in the cage...I was trying to get it all out before going into the cage...More time to lounge around on the weekend, but needless to say, the other half wasn't too happy with me...:D

    are they ever happy with you for very long :rofl:
  • 03-04-2009, 10:28 PM
    dizzy
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Mine pee/poo on my all the damn time.

    Last night I was holding Brooke, my het OG girl and she smelled like poo so I put her in the bath and she pooped in the bathtub right as I was taking her out so the BF could take a shower.
  • 03-05-2009, 04:16 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by snakedork View Post
    My wife loves it when snakes poop on her. J/K she does not find it funny at all. The last time it happened I was almost going to take her bee from her when it went all over her chest. She was in the recliner. It wasn't much fun for me either. I had to take the snake. clean her up because she had a puddle on her shirt. Then while she showered i had to clean the chair and start some nasty laundry. All mind you without laughing hystarically. That is how we used to determine if it was male or female. If it was female she would be pooped on within 24 hours of it being in our house. To say she has been pooped on a few times is an understatement.

    Mike you're lucky Laura doesn't smack you for laughing at her for being pooped on LOL. *makes a note to bring my snakes to visit Auntie Laura if they ever get constipated* :D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by pitsandpythons View Post
    Trust me that's two less cage I have to clean up this weekend...I was actually pretty happy this happened...

    ***Forgot to mention that I did get in trouble because I put them over the dining room table and on some of the kids school stuff rather than back in the cage...I was trying to get it all out before going into the cage...More time to lounge around on the weekend, but needless to say, the other half wasn't too happy with me...:D

    LMAO! I was thinking the same thing - "hey saves cleaning it up out of the cages!" :rofl:

    So did you send a note for your kids...."Dear Teacher, sorry about the stains on this school english report, snake crap is hard to get off paper!" :)
  • 03-05-2009, 10:52 AM
    mcd
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Something like this happened with my son on Tuesday night too. We were reading the kids their bedtime story, and my 2 year old had the snake sitting on his lap. I heard a gurgling sound, and realized that it was the precurssor to something nasty coming out of the snake's bum. I grabbed the snake just as he pushed out a massive ureate and a bucketload of pee on my son's legs and all over the sofa. Nasty.
  • 03-05-2009, 11:16 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Gotta learn to watch for that suspicious bulge down near their tail end. If you see it leave Mr. Snakey in his home to do his business LOL.
  • 03-05-2009, 01:07 PM
    mcd
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    Gotta learn to watch for that suspicious bulge down near their tail end. If you see it leave Mr. Snakey in his home to do his business LOL.

    When I brought him out that night, I noticed that and figured it was coming soon,but decided to take my chances. Oh well.
  • 03-05-2009, 01:21 PM
    scales owner
    Re: My kids were surprised by poop...
    LOL Good stuff.:rofl:
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