Pun and Games

There were people who posted ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.


Unfortunately,
No Pun In Ten Did.


:rolleyes:

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

Alright... this is in my top three favorites...


Two men Pepe and Don Pedro, had been lost in the desert for
weeks and were at death's door. They stumbled on, hoping for salvation
in the form of an oasis or even a barrel cactus. Suddenly they spied
off in the distance through the heat and haze, what looked like a
tree. And where there are trees... there's water!


As they got closer, they saw that it was indeed a tree... and it was
draped with slabs upon slabs of bacon. There was smoked bacon, crispy
bacon, juicy almost-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.


"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "Ees a bacon tree! We are saved!"


"You're right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went running ahead up to the
tree, salivating at the prospect of food. But when he got to within
five feet of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down
he went in a hail of bullets!


Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out to his dying
friend, "Pepe! Pepe! What happened?"


With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run, amigo, run! Ees not a
bacon tree...


...Ees...


...Ees...


...Ees a ham bush!"

:8: HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm lovin this thread! :D

This thread made my night!

Justin

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Originally Posted by Laooda

"Nope! I'm afraid not!" *frayed knot* (Cheesy drum roll please)

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My Dad's all-time favorite joke!! Brought tears to my eyes!

Thanks for this thread, Robin....I think it's brought some much-needed grins and giggles! :hug:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by marmie

A termite walks into a bar and asks . .







Is the bar tender here?

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my god am I slow tonight this one took me a while. lol. I know I need beer. That will help and after enough of it I won't know if it doesnt work lol.

As a kid I was completely tickled by state humor. (yes I already know what a big dork I am!)

What did Delaware?






She wore a New Jersey






What did Idaho?







A Mary land.



(sorry I'll stop now :giggle: )

yeah its old and corny but...

whats the largest pencil in the world?......................









Pennsylvania. :giggle: dont worry folks, I'll be here all week :D

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