You may be addicted

if.. you here someone say something about their balls and you say oh what kind.

You keep answering the doctors with "I have several morphs.. which are you asking about?" when they ask you how your "BP" is.

You clean your snake room compulsively yet you can't rem the last time you picked up your bedroom.

Wintertime is spent in the reptile room.

You refer to going to the beach to bask.

You really start to wonder why people are creeped out by dead rats in your freezer with the pizza.

You took entirely too long to figure out the first one I posted.. because BP never ever ever means Blood Pressure to you....

...If you spend more on rats than on people food!

If your freezer has more rats than ice cubes

If your mom screams when she opens the freezer (hey, it happens)

If you consider fuzzies "treats"

Your water is turned off but right after you are notified you fill up a few gallons and have no intentions of using it for yourself.

Your very allergic to rats yet you have over 30:) ( raises hand)

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

your spouse threatens to leave if you bring another one home :P

Gee, I hope he has somewhere to go :8:

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Your spouse doesn't bother to argue with you about getting a new snake and instead names it.


I love my fiance :)

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Originally Posted by KLG

When you kick half the covers off at night, and when your other half complains you reply, "But honey, I'm thermoregulating."

You try to figure out what your human offspring are het for, and if there's a "super" form!

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I'm guilty of thinking about this...

when youve changed the circuit breakers in the house because the one for the snake room keeps popping. (oops)

If you've ever referred to a pregnant woman as "gravid".
Bonus points if it was your OWN WIFE.