Wow...

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Originally Posted by jglass38

I apologize...But just look at how much you've learned!

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I figured it out!

It's subliminal messages she is sending on those videos!

As soon as I heard her talking I had a massive urge to jump out of my window!

:O

Sso... if I paid 10 muchs for my normal that means i can get a pied for 60? Where is this Breeder?? I want!

So.. my PROBED male is odviously a female, he has a small tail and small spurs.

after about three of these videos i had to take a break, my friend was staring me and wondering why i was calling my computer stupid.

:weirdface Wow.

Damn Jamie. I took her advice, and tried to hold my snake egg against a candle light to see if it was fertile. Now the egg is slightly hard, and I think I may have cooked it.

I guess now, if anyone was thinking about going to a pet store in AZ they know which one to avoid :rolleyes:

Not ALLL of her advice was bad. She will lure you in with something truthful and vague, and the smash it with the details!

Examples

"This is a ball python"

Yes .. yes it is a ball python. Continue.

"It's about six feet long"

DOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

"To see if the egg is fertile, you can use the "Candle Light" technique.

Yes, yes you could. Continue

"Hold the egg over a candle"

DOOOOOHHHHhhhhh!

"This is an albino Ball"

AHHHhh, I see that it is ...

"They are the most expensive morph out there"

.. hmmm, that doesn't sound right ....

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Originally Posted by MeMe

So far I have listened to 5 of them and..

:O

I am just wondering Jamie...how the hell are you going to replace the 10 minutes of my time that I wasted listening to that effin broad.

:weirdface

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Posts like this make me happy I have to watch my broadband usage while at the office...

Hey Memes...I STILL HAVE MY TEN MINUTES! Neener neener. :P

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Originally Posted by cuda

Not ALLL of her advice was bad. She will lure you in with something truthful and vague, and the smash it with the details!

Examples

"This is a ball python"

Yes .. yes it is a ball python. Continue.

"It's about six feet long"

DOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

"To see if the egg is fertile, you can use the "Candle Light" technique.

Yes, yes you could. Continue

"Hold the egg over a candle"

DOOOOOHHHHhhhhh!

"This is an albino Ball"

AHHHhh, I see that it is ...

"They are the most expensive morph out there"

.. hmmm, that doesn't sound right ....

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that right there is funny shhhhht.

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by cassandra

Posts like this make me happy I have to watch my broadband usage while at the office...

Hey Memes...I STILL HAVE MY TEN MINUTES! Neener neener. :P

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:(

you make me sad.

The belly of the snake is always white, unless they are a morph....ummm?

And can sense heat up to a mile away with their heat pits?

I don't know how she did that with a straight face.

She's a perfect example of why you shouldn't be getting your husbandry advice from a pet store.