If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

Chuck Norris doesn't build racks. He simply walks into the hardware store and all the lumber assembles itself out of shear terror

Chuck Norris has a large rattlesnake collection. He milks their venom, then procedes to crack an osterich egg into the glass, and drink it for breakfast.

Ralph Davis used to be the best ball python breeder around, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a glacier.

When Chuck Norris walks through a reptile expo, Hes the only man that has balls, Everyone else looses them in fear.

Pieds are not genetic, Chuck norris just kicked one so hard parts of his pattern came off.

Chuck norris' snakes dont dare escaping, there too scared to leave the safety of their tub.

This is the best thread ever!!! I love Chuck Norris

"Chuck Norris said "Let there be BE Lucys" ...and there was." :gj: LOL

This thread is great!

chuck norris doesnt pop the his male's hemiphenes, they pop themselves for him!!

Nice additions! Keep them coming.

lol gr8 thread

Chuck Norris doesn't incubate eggs; he just stares and scares the babies out of their shells.

Snakes only go blue so they can't see chuck norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't hope for good odds; he beats the BP gods into submission with his left hand.

Chuck Norris doesn't need storms for his balls to get it on. PERIOD.