any good jokes?

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Originally Posted by Sunny1

That one was good, Lisa. :P And Melanie, that was totally wrong:rofl:!!! :)

I would share a joke, but the only ones I can think of right now are some of the ones that a few "dirty" men at my work have told me recently. Not anything I can post in this forum!! ;)

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wrong it may be but i stand behind it 100%!!!:neener:

alrite so theres this guy. and hes at the baseball game. he goes and gets his beer and penuts. hes walking to his seat and as hes sitting down he heres this guy screaming "hey steve". so he turns around and looks around for the culpret. he cant seem to find him. so he turns back around and sits down. later he heres the man scream "hey steve" again! So, he tuns around and he cant see this guy who is disrupting his game. so this occures over and over again. he is getting very VERY angry now. so for the last time he heres this :cens0r: again. he sais "hey steve". so he turns around to the enormouse croud behind him and sais "MY NAMES NOT STEVE!:rofl:"

Well i know a lot of jokes i shouldnt say on the forum so this one i think everyone knows.

What does a gay horse eat???



;)HAAAAY!(gay voice):rolleyes:

"Honey, if I die, I know you will eventually remarry," a man said to his wife. "So as soon as I'm gone I want you to sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do that?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "I don't want some other a**hole using all my stuff."

She replied, "What makes you think I would marry another a**hole?"




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lol, good one Meme. Okay, a corny kiddy joke (I've got kids, can you tell :P )

How do you kill a circus?
go for the juggler

any grown up jokes I know I can't repeat here. :D

I told this one to a few friends already...


A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, Send me a brother."

Santa wrote back, "Send me you Mother."


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I'm trying to think of non-dirty jokes.....:rolleyes::D

Ok, here's a blonde joke.

Two blondes are standing on the side of the road when a man drives by in his pick-up truck. He stops by the blondes and asks them if he can give them a lift to the next town. The accept and climb into the back of the truck.

As they are driving across a bridge the man sees a squirrel and swerves to avoid hitting it and goes over and into the river. The truck begins to sink and the man manages to swim to shore. Only problem, no blondes! He waits by the water for a full 5 minutes before the blondes finally resurface.

"What took you so long?" he asks the blondes. The blondes respond "We couldn't get out, the tailgate was stuck."


dumb joke, I know. :D

What do you get when you cross fifty pigs with fifty deer?

A hundred sows and bucks!!!

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Oh oh!

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?


...a flamethrower.