You might be a herper if...

if you are a member on a online reptile forum ;)

if you are golfing in a place where you know their are snakes your favorite club is made by Midwest.

your hiking and your buddy is looking for a good walking stick and you are looking for the perfect stick for your snake cage.

you smirk everytime you hear a Dodge comercial talking about the power of a hemmi.

if your husband has to go in the pet store with you when you buy a rat to make sure you don't come out with some thing to fill that empty tank.

...Having an empty rubbermaid tub in your house is a completely valid excuse for buying a new snake.

the value of your herp collection exceeds the value of the cars you own.

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Originally Posted by djansen

you smirk everytime you hear a Dodge comercial talking about the power of a hemmi.

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This one took a minute! :D

my own -

There are more rodents in your deep freeze than food for you and your family.

Steve

You wear your burm around your neck when you answer the door on halloween so you dont have to buy candy

You do your best to give the guy wearing snakeskin boots your dirtiest look and start to wonder if you could get off on just manslaughter. :D

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Originally Posted by mlededee

... if every rubbermaid container in your house is now, or was at some point, a herp enclosure.

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Bahahaha, this one cracked me up. Herp OR rodent!

-your mother considers your snake her "grand-snake child" and treats the snake as such.

-feeding time becomes a family event, and sometimes even the neighbors come to watch too!

you might have herpes if......