Happy Holidays - No Offense

Now where is the wishing ALL the reptiles a Merry Christmas or at LEAST a Happy Holidays:( .I guess they will have to unite with the newts and picket your house for UNFAIR treatment on a public forum :colbert: :rofl: :rofl: .Thanks by the way:cool:

Merry Christmas even though I too am accustomed to saying happy holiday's. I guess you gotta keep everybody happy.

ROFLMAO!!! I may make this our company holiday memo this year ;)

Awesome Robs! :D

Robin that was so politically correct I may have to :puke: :rolleyes:

Jo have you had one too many cups of coffee? :giggle: Do you have a newt fettish we don't know about. Although it does sound like fun.... maybe I'll have to support the Local Newt Union myself. :D

Matt... Mr. Festicles? :8: :rofl: OMG!! I love it!

WOW that just made my lunch break a lot better!
That was just genius!

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere , And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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Lol, that is soooooooo funny! :D :8:

:clap: LOL! Right back atcha, Robin! :salute:;)

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Originally Posted by Emilio

Merry Christmas even though I too am accustomed to saying happy holiday's. I guess you gotta keep everybody happy.

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I'm Jewish, and its ok to wish me a Merry Christmas. Only ********* makes a deal out of a greeting that is meant for well wishes.

I love you guys and gals here. So many times at the office I am relieved that there are normal people out there!

Thanks for the uplift in spirits!

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Originally Posted by AkivaSmith

I love you guys and gals here. So many times at the office I am relieved that there are normal people out there!

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And yet those people in our offices likely think that WE (herpers) are the abnormal ones! ;)

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Originally Posted by AkivaSmith

I love you guys and gals here. So many times at the office I am relieved that there are normal people out there!

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Ack Akiva called me normal!!!!! And I work so darn hard at being considered warped! :tears:

Christie I do not have hidden newt issues. I don't! Really! :rolleye2: