stupid thing you did

This past weekend I went out to a club with a few friends.

My ex b/f showed up so of course what do I do... I go out and find a hott guy and started dancing with him. While I'm doing that I keep looking around to see if he is around or looking... and who do my eyes fall upon.... the guy I've been really talking to for the past month. Needless to say my jaw about hit the floor when I saw him and our eyes met. He just walked away and OMG did I feel like a total idiot! Also he has yet to answer my phone call, my text message, or my email.

I really screwed up!

aw. that sucks. I've said my fair share of stupid things...one of the most embarrasing moments i can think of was when i was in the car, and we saw a playground, and saw that it was empty, i said that it was so sad that kids aren't out, and america is just getting fatter and fatter, not realizing that i was in the car with my boyfriend, and his not so light mother and sister. The car was silent for a while, i felt pretty bad.

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Umm...I have one....

I went to Panara Bread for lunch one day and wanted to order some Panini sandwich...I guess my mind went blank and straight to the gutter when i got to the register to order because that isn't exactly what I called it. Everyone totally laughed at me and I felt way embarrased. :oops: :ohmygod:

I don't even think i can say the word that I actually said on bp.net with out getting in trouble or censored. Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Thats Awesome...LOL

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Originally Posted by daaangconcepts

Umm...I have one....

I went to Panara Bread for lunch one day and wanted to order some Panini sandwich...I guess my mind went blank and straight to the gutter when i got to the register to order because that isn't exactly what I called it. Everyone totally laughed at me and I felt way embarrased. :oops: :ohmygod:

I don't even think i can say the word that I actually said on bp.net with out getting in trouble or censored. Sooo...hmmm...Replace the A in PANINI with a U and the first I with A...get it??? LOL

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Awesome!!!! That put a smile on my face. :rockon:

Stupidest thing I ever did? Urinated on an Electric Fence! And yes, it was on...lol

I can't believe I'm gonna share this.....but hey....we're all family, right??? :P My own kids, to this day, refuse to let me forget this happened...


We were at my brother's house and his wife had made a really nice big homemade pizza for dinner. She'd just pulled it out of the oven and the kids were clammoring for food. And I say, ......

...... "Let's let it cool for a few minutes, so that when we cut the cheese it won't ooze all over the place." ......

:oops: :oops: :oops: I swear, the kids literally fell on the floor laughing and did not stop the rest of the night. For days, they kept throwing that back at me...and even know, a good 2 years later, they still get a tremendous kick out of reminding me... :rolleyes:

"so that when we cut the cheese it won't ooze all over the place." ......

Priceless.......:8:

Alright here goes. About five years ago when my husband and I were dating we both worked at Mcy-D's. I was in back drive threw taking money and he was in front handing out. Of course we both had head sets on (when you push the button down to take an order you have to hit the botton twice or people can still hear you). After taking an order I forgot to hit the botton and my husband and I were "flirting" over the head set, and some one in the parking lot herd the whole thing. All of a sudden I hear a woman say, What! Soon after that we got new headsets that you have to hold the botton to talk. :oops: