Borrowing a friends yard occured to me last night... as I have a friend who has her own yard.
I was just very suspicious of taking them out. I agree that far too many are terrified of snakes, and---if they were anything like my mother---would demand instantly that I get rid of them because they don't want to live in a complex that has a snake infestation. So I settled for light coming in through the windows.... and will soon be taking them on a trip to see my friend ;)