funny: The Joys of Having Boys

2 Things

1. How do you know my kids?

2. I'm off to the garage with a bottle of Clorox!

FYI....Clorox toliet bowl cleaner in a closed 2 liter bottle plus little balls of tinfoil shaken up will go BOOM! like a shotgun...plus kill any grass in a 15 foot radius.

Also, after you drop in the tinfoil, and cap an d shake, run like heck!:twisted:

Oh, and spraypaint and hairspray cans do not belong in the bonfire pit, imagine huge tracer bullets wizzing past your head. LOL

Another unitelligent yet fun thing to do is shoot an angry bull in the rear with a BB gun, makes you think twice about doing that one...

Blackcat fireworks are tied together for a reason...untied you have 1.1 seconds to light and throw.:sweeet:

Its also not a good idea to jump off of a house roof with a bedsheet, they do not work well as parachutes.

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Originally Posted by cassandra

24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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haha, already thinking about doing that, trying to rememer if we have any brake fluid:devil:

Oh good lord. This is not good for the male members of this site. Here's the disclaimer. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME FOLKS!!!! :P

men.... :rolleyes: (although I would probably watch you guys do it. lol ;) )

when I was a little kid.....i found a pull-tie.....put it on my wrist....and pulled it as tight as a could....just to see what would happen....we were on a roadtrip...there was nowhere to stop to get it off....my mom told me my hand was going to fall off jokeingly....i took it seriously and i cried and freaked out...about 10 minutes later....we came across a gas station...my mom had to stop, take me inside and borrow a pair of scissors to cut it off....

I did that once too! But it was to one of my toes, my uncle told me he'd have to cut the toe off, I believed him, he's that type of scary looking guy.

Oh! I remembered another good one. Put a nice and big egg in the microwave for we'll say five minutes on high, and just let it cook. A few minutes you'll hear a nice frying noise followed by a boom most likely. Next will come the nice stench of rotten egg with some wonderful smoke coming out of the microwave.

Forgot to mention, you'll have scrambled eggs all over, which I guess my mother didn't find too funny.

Boys will be boys....

Omg Alex everytime you tell a story about your three older sisters using you as a playtoy I nearly die laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (so how is that therapy going there bud???? :P )

I live in fear that Michael, Luke and Mikey will read this thread. My nerves can't take the resultant mess, noise and possible trips to the ER department.

Oh btw....you know those big foam swim noodles....never try to toss one in your burn barrel because it got all moldy over the winter!!!....think napalm....big fire...big melt...not good!

Girls do wierd things too....it's just that they always have a darned good reason why the whole thing seemed reasonable to them at the time. Boys just look at you like...."well why wouldn't I have tried it????"...then shrug, wander off and figure out what they can blow up next.

My son is only 6. My daughter 4. I'm actually more afraid of what my daughter will do, than my son. Of course now, I may have to rethink this logic. :O