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  • 04-05-2006, 11:55 AM
    JamminJonah
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    In my city it's illegal to back out of your driveway - I don't think it's been enforced since the late 1800's though.
  • 04-05-2006, 01:03 PM
    cassandra
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady
    reptile girl.....stop making fun of me....:giggle:...it really happened!!!!

    Heehee! I think it's wonderful...if my BCC could get her head in my nose, she'd probably try. :D
  • 04-05-2006, 06:08 PM
    Rusty
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
    I have broken many laws... apparently.
  • 04-05-2006, 06:36 PM
    lars5277
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    I came to a realization early in life.

    Someone has done something, that warranted that law being made.
  • 04-05-2006, 11:00 PM
    MedusasOwl
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

    In the summer in Phoenix that law makes perfect sense to me!
  • 04-05-2006, 11:58 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by lars5277
    I came to a realization early in life.

    Someone has done something, that warranted that law being made.

    Funny you should say that Lars, we were sitting around with the kids laughing over these silly laws when I suddenly occurred to us that they had to make a law at some point to regulate an action...who in the heck tied their dang giraffe to a telephone pole and ruined it for the rest of us! :mad:

    I love the one about it not being "assault" if the other person used "fighting words" at you! OMG how funny! Only in the south could the term "fighting words" be a legal term used in the drafting of a law! Why do I have visions of the following statment in a court of law...."well Judge I didn't wanna beat up on the feller but he used fightin words on me! he said things about the wife and my best huntin dawg and dang it - I love that dawg!!!":rofl:
  • 04-06-2006, 12:24 AM
    jknudson
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
    Quote:

    No person within the city may possess confetti.
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    'Spray String' is banned.
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    It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
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    Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
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    It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
    Alabama: The Party Pooper state.:colbert:
  • 04-06-2006, 01:46 AM
    JLC
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno

    I love the one about it not being "assault" if the other person used "fighting words" at you! OMG how funny! Only in the south could the term "fighting words" be a legal term used in the drafting of a law! Why do I have visions of the following statment in a court of law...."well Judge I didn't wanna beat up on the feller but he used fightin words on me! he said things about the wife and my best huntin dawg and dang it - I love that dawg!!!":rofl:

    Stop, stop! You're killin' me, Jo!! :rofl: :8: :rofl:
  • 04-06-2006, 07:00 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: Funny laws: In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JLC
    Stop, stop! You're killin' me, Jo!! :rofl: :8: :rofl:

    Is them fightin words! :taz:
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